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Trixie the Trollop was brought before the bench on a solicitation charge.

"Young madam," said the esteemed jurist, "I will let you go free if you'd only promise to be celibate."

"Blimey, guvnah!" replied our flustered floozy. "Tryna sell a bit wot's got me arse hauled in ere, ennit?"

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