I ain't asking for much. I just want to see fewer asscracks. 😭

Guy who refuses to wear the proper size pants because he's still convinced that he's in his prime and not nearly three hundred pounds: "If it bothers you when I bend, don't look."

Okay, well, your asscrack spans the horizon, my guy, so I guess you're doing this job alone.

The duality of man lol

What a bummer to be a man who put in the effort to understand himself and the world around him in the hope that it may lead to the love of his life, only to find that all roads lead to a raccoon in a mullet who talks about her farts. Lmfao

All right, I'm being called to do the things I'm being paid for. Y'all keep me updated on those scary predators in suits and ties. I must remain vigilant lol

Good call.

😭

Lmfao No fucking way

I recognize an alpha predator by his suit and tie, glasses, and how many marble columns surround him.

Oh great. As if AI data centers by themselves weren't bad enough they're now becoming armed to the teeth paranoid fortresses.

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Look at this dork in a suit and tie talk shit about being a dominant predator lmfao Boy, the only thing you've dominated is a bowl of bran flakes and an excessive use of hair gel. Get the hell on, Dweebius Maximus lol

Lol

less efficient. You're going backwards, hosses, time to reel it in.

The biggest issue I have with AI, I mean apart from the fact that it depletes our fresh water sources and further destroys the planet, is that it encourages a reliance on its mediocre limited ability to answer complex questions. Each time you use it, you're rewiring your brain to become

I trust this guy, and it has nothing to do with confirmation bias.

After all, never forget that it was professionals who gave eugenics the green light and helped to push its agenda. A sound mind must meet expertise, otherwise your expertise is more like eXpErTiSe.

I tend to evaluate behavior before status. Your hierarchy means nothing to me. Even when you have endless degrees and awards lining your walls, if you're a piece of shit, I don't trust you.

In a world full of evildoers, it's so important to find and surround yourself with the good people among us, if for no other reason than to remind yourself of why you're here and keep going.

It’s going to be like the end of The Godfather, isn’t it. We’re going to resume bombing Iran while Trump is reading his Bible passage

You are by far the coolest preacher-man I know. 10/10. Werk it, King.

When I reminisce about my youth, I put on a movie or buy myself a candy bar. Not these old motherfuckers. These geriatric fools believe that climate change is a hoax and want to bring back big oil and steam locomotives. (Okay, but steam locomotives are kind of cool.)

These motherfuckers are hell-bent on taking us back to their youths and taking us out with them.

He ain't got much longer. That brain is mush.

You guys, we've lost Alan Dershowitz. I'm so proud of us.

Lmfao You're using "lost" a bit loosely, I see.

…When workers can’t find affordable child care, they miss work, leave jobs or drop out of the labor force entirely. The economy erodes. The tax base shrinks. The child care crisis costs $172 billion each year in lost earnings, revenue and productivity, one recent study found….

This guy doesn't get enough credit for being chill AF. He has the surgeon's hands of personalities.

So far so good.

Lol