People defending Lee Cronin's The Mummy by saying previous Mummy films had possession forget that those movies also had mummies.
Posts by Cesar Zamora
I'm getting real McDonald's ice cream machine vibes from the Strait of Hormuz.
All these men that hate women and accuse them all of being cheaters also seem to be the ones enjoying cuck porn...do with that what you will.
La Raza no se pasa.
Taser stuns in new photo.
Nobody in the history of the universe has ever had a measured response to anything, ever. Period.
send me your letterboxd top 4 and I’ll tell you which one makes you a fake cinephile!!!
You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you just might find you get what you deserve.
Once, due to a misunderstanding involving the t.v. reflecting off a window, my dog flipped out thinking Fozzie Bear had broken into our house.
Just saw a Cybertruck decked out for off-roading...are there fully paved deserts and forests that I'm not aware of?
I'm doing a supercut of every movie with end credits.
Every time you put a q-tip in your ear you're sticking it to the man.
Fred Flintstone was overweight because he lived a very sedimentary lifestyle.
I'm putting all my enemies on my "Close Friends" list and all my close friends on my "Not-so close Friends" list.
Imagine going to a Kanye West concert in the year 2026, what's next? A Louis CK Netflix special??
@letterboxd.social
What do you call a free dinosaur?
A comped-sognathus.
@umbrellaent.bsky.social My review of the Super Mario Bros 4k-UHD:
www.actionfigureinsider.com/umbrella-ent...
I logged into my old Facebook for the first time in 10 years, crazy to see all my old friends that I don't know and have never met again.
At least he's being honest about Mercy.
The Cesar Chavez situation isn't even a "feet of clay" thing, the whole man was made of muck. Horrible.
@secondsightfilms.bsky.social @shudder.com My review of the excellent 4k UHD release of The Ugly Stepsister:
www.actionfigureinsider.com/the-ugly-ste...
Getting big "I only watch one movie a year" energy from some of these Oscar reactions.
Timothee probably won't be upset as he's just happy another Black guy won.
Every middle-school dropout that's suddenly a geopolitical expert these days:
Keep seeing trailers for a Death Race type movie but with boats that looks super low-budget and probably a Christian message that honestly looks kind of fun.
Celebrating #Mario10Day2026 in the spirit of the classic video game by getting high as fuck on mushrooms!!!
Congrats to the originator of the phrase, "Well, that was choice...", you have created the new, "That just happened." Amazing work!
Is there a league for competitive fly swatters? I think I could be their Michael Jordan.