Posts by TJ
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
Please stand by for more.
What a fucking dork lmao
i can open your eyes
take you wonder by wonder ✨
You absolutely do not have to hand it to anyone in the McMahon family
Darby Allin gets the win over Andrade!
He gets a shot at the AEW World Championship.
Respect between Andrade and Darby.
#AEWDynasty
i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content
Genuinely depressing to me that your partner has to Doordash to raise money for your cancer treatment when you get old. What happens if you don't have a partner? Are we just working to pay a landlord and save up for a medical emergency when we're elderly?
Here he is tonight. Working hard to end his War in Iran and make life more affordable for Americans like he promised.
Eric Swalwell MUST resign.
Lol this brought back memories!
Oh my God.
Pat McAfee really said this on (what was formerly) Barry Diller's USA Network in high definition.
It isn't a bit.
I have no idea what they're doing or what they even think they're doing other than that it's objectively a terrible idea and it boggles my mind that anyone can't see that.
I assumed so but can never tell with these court room shows some cases are real others are just actors.
Claudio Castagnoli is too damn strong... just too damn strong
#AEWDynamite is LIVE on TBS and HBO Max
🩸Dimension 20: City Council of Darkness launches on @dropout.tv TONIGHT at 7PM ET / 4PM PT!
In the meantime, Dimension 20 lorekeeper Skye gives a rundown of the game system we used!
#dimension20
UPDATE: Letters from Leo can now independently confirm that the meeting took place — and that the Vatican was so alarmed by the Pentagon’s tactics that Leo shelved plans to visit America.
Some officials saw their reference to an Avignon papacy as a threat to use military force against the Holy See.
Get a life
CNN headline “OpenAI isn’t just buying a podcast — it’s buying influence” which is a headline that reflects chatGPTs rhetorical ruts of escalating comparisons and weird em dashes.
Ok, actually this headline is hilarious.
Flush
Anthony Bowens refuses to be taken lightly as he brings the fight to Jon Moxley as #AEWCollision continues on TNT and HBO Max
The instincts of the World Champion help MJF deliver a devastating Liger Bomb to Speedball Bailey!
#AEWDynamite is LIVE on TBS and HBO Max
As if it were intended for Kenny Omega, MJF lands an emphatic tombstone piledriver and walks out of #AEWDynamite's main event the winner over Speedball Bailey
Good album cover.
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i swear this gov is a TV show. the head of intelligence got hacked and used his real name for a porn account. the head of dept of war accidentally texted war plans to a journalist. and now former head of homeland security grappling with husband's secret cross-dressing double life in anti-LGBTQ admin
Can members of the media think twice before using the term "boots on the ground" in every other sentence about the war? Those boots belong to people. We're talking about American service members in harm's way.
We should prepare ourselves for a 2036 Republican candidate who promises to reverse income inequality and not starting foreign wars, positioning themselves against Trump, who cut taxes for the rich and started foreign wars by campaigning on being against Bush's tax cuts for the rich and foreign wars
No it's time to end cursive got married and was going through cards trying to figure out who they were from had to actually call people because their cursive was so bad I wasn't sure who to thank. At least bad print is still legible.