corey perry has been extrajudicially executed

i could easily defeat santa claus at dodgeball. fatso wouldnt stand a chance

actually going gentle into that good night rules

*to the tune of rocketman*
soccermom
making sure you live your life alone
and i think its gonna be a long long time
till AI makes a girl thats really mine
shes not the mom i think she is at all
oh no
shes a soccermom

AI could make my dad come back from going to get smokes

*to the tune of rocketman*
soccermom
making sure you live your life alone
and i think its gonna be a long long time
till AI makes a girl thats really mine
shes not the mom i think she is at all
oh no
shes a soccermom

DOCTOR: my spiritual wellbeing has been low lately. surely attending the show of this renowned clown will help me
PAGLIACCI: i just provide lighthearted entertainment. for deeper spiritual fulfillment you must meet Jesus
DOCTOR: but Pagliacci, i AM Jesus

theyre saying things like “look, there is the christ!” and “look, there he is!”. and you know, theyre saying that im arising and performing great signs and wonders! will i lead the elect astray? theyre saying its possible

folks, theyre calling me one of the greatest christs in recent history

rip to the wrong person from this post

it, makes you think

cause ive
long covid
check it and see
ive had the virus
since late 2019

just realized that if you rearrange the letters in artemis you get “mister a”. who could he be

artemis has landed in the strait of hormuz. just mashing up two things for humorous effect

two thirds of a tiger woods cheer

mistuh mario

pretty sure this one is my favourite tweet of all time

or birth certificate

the vancouver canucks have been humanely euthanized

wait. wait. hold up. you didnt get to hear me make an Important Point

15.6% sucked me off???!!

no. thats literally why we have math

DougExeter: why Elmo look like he vowing revenge against the moon

Elmo has entered the battle for the Moon chat

if you dont know hexadecimal
i feel bad for you son
i got 9D9 problems
thats 2521

Too bad. You missed out on hearing “Hero Of The Day” by Metallica.

few people remember that on September 12, 2001 the only song that radio stations could legally play was Metallica’s “Hero Of The Day”

it occurs to me that if the author george orwell were to write the book nineteen eighty-four today, it would be necessary for him to entitle it nineteen six-seven

*kind of half reading your post* a supergroup of bad GMs would be called the Treliving Milburys

the only good age verification law would be one that limits internet access to people born between 1976 and 1991

its the 21st century. we eating macroplastics now

the tim hortons of being earnest

doing the I Finally Understand What This Song Means meme with bawitdaba