Lube on the lens, smoke in the air, and my cock down your throat

Belt

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

Palantir CEO Makes Shocking Confession on Disrupting Democratic Power They’re saying the quiet part out loud now.

"Palantir CEO Alex Karp says his AI technology will lessen the power of “highly educated, often female voters, who vote mostly Democrat” while increasing the power of working-class men."

Just saying it right out loud now.

newrepublic.com/post/207693/...

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That would definitely be one of those Yes, Please, and Thank You Moments.

Filing that under Opera Envy. I’ve wanted to hear that live for so long.

I wish he would come back and get these muthafuckas so the rest of us could be in peace

Feels worth saying but reminding everyone we're all crashing out about the state of the world and we dont have to pretend to be okay through it. I don’t know how anyone could be.

Rest. Reorganize. Resist.

We’ve seen past regimes fall and they will again.

Trump stands dressed in a commodore uniform with nonsensical medals all over his chest under a “Mission Accomplushed banner. One Trump speech medL reads: “Operation Epstein Distraction Has Begun!” A second speech bubble reads: “All Epstein News Has Been Obliterated”.

Every man has his vices…

📸 : @sinnstax.bsky.social

Male subs, PLEASE make 2026 the year you heal your yeasty toenails. I never want to see that shit ever again.

The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.

would you take every inch??

We’ve concocted your treatment plan, gloved up, and are ready to begin.

Which procedure has you most excited or nervous: painful testicle weight training, urethral sounding, or prostate exam? 🏥

@youpayscarla.bsky.social @theequeenmel.bsky.social

Me? Mean? Demanding?

Absolutely 👑

The Epstein Files, everybody!

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Love when their eyes roll back

Reminder that I am evil AND cute as fuck!

Clean My Nasty Ass With Your Tongue
Friday night. Dirty delight. 🔥💋
Live tonight on LF at 9:45PM EST

You’re my ass cleaner, my mouth-washcloth. I made things EXTRA special for you today. Stroke for me while you think about delving your tongue into the folds of my asshole to get me squeaky clean.

If you sold opportunities to punch this motherfucker in the mouth you could pay off the national debt in about 4.2 seconds.

I’ve been making an active effort to spend more time in nature this year! One of my goals for next year is to go on an immersive getaway in the woods with a sub, spending the days exploring natural beauty and the nights tying them to a tree and torturing them 🌿

Any takers?