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Posts by nicepants

It likely varies depending on which client app you use. In the iOS Bluesky Social app, if you click on their comment in the Notifications list, the context changes to their comment and you can scroll up to see the parent posts.

3 days ago 1 0 1 0

What good is a feed full of gaping cracks and dripping boners without the occasional JonBenet glamor shot?

4 days ago 1 0 1 0

No offense to other havers of nice asses, but yours is better.

6 days ago 0 0 1 0

If you’re in public and I can hear any sound at all coming out of your device, please fuck off as completely as possible.

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a man with a bandana around his neck says back rolls ALT: a man with a bandana around his neck says back rolls
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Corgi golden retriever mix, profile view

Corgi golden retriever mix, profile view

Corgi with golden retriever plus chonk

Corgi with golden retriever plus chonk

2 weeks ago 4 0 2 0

Thats such a perfect answer to the question, Why is your fuck machine named Woody?

1 month ago 2 0 1 0
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#humpday: ‘taint a bad idea to put aside your worries and look at butts.

1 month ago 38 4 1 0
Miss Piggy- F the Pain away.flv
Miss Piggy- F the Pain away.flv YouTube video by Mark Heninger

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1 month ago 2 0 0 0

God damn.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

Nailed it.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

✔️

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

The Gen X willingness to do anything for love (but not do that)

2 months ago 3 0 0 0
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This reminds me of my favorite Primitive Radio Gods song, “Standing in front of a Gay Bar Toilet With a Broken Cock Ring In My Hand”

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#humpday

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Alan Carr telescopes his butt toward Joe Marler’s wiener

Alan Carr telescopes his butt toward Joe Marler’s wiener

(Not OC, from Ballcarrier (IG))

2 months ago 2 0 0 0

Heavy is the bear that wears the CPAP

2 months ago 258 16 2 0

I just got woofed again by SuckMyAss. It was not a successful icebreaker.

2 months ago 1 0 0 0
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I woke up thinking of summer on this 20 degree #tummytuesday

2 months ago 56 4 1 0

Yeah I’m into BDSM, FF & DP — Big Deli Sandwich Meals with French Fries & a Dr Pepper!! 😂😂 the United States government is the world’s largest terrorist organization

2 months ago 298 52 0 2

I can’t claim to be an expert on the motivations of ghosts, but when I consider my possible future existence as one, I feel pretty confident that this would not make me want to be somewhere else.

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

You’re playing checkers and I’m playing with your balls

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Sorry to hear your esophagus is out of commission. Will that qualify you for unemployment benefits?

3 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Furry fat guy, tits out, grey all over.

Furry fat guy, tits out, grey all over.

3 months ago 77 4 1 0

Having a spank bank that resides entirely in the unmodified pages of the JC Penney catalog

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Fat man lounges on a couch, daydreaming about fat men on couches

Fat man lounges on a couch, daydreaming about fat men on couches

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