My parents finally cut their cable and now I can't use their login to get in to the TSN or Sportsnet apps. This is really hurting my ability to enjoy the NBA's Annual Southeast Division Invitational (formally known as the Play-In Tournament).
Ticketmaster warning that says "EVERY ATTENDEE REQUIRES A TICKET — EVEN BABIES"
"Honey, leave the big safety headphones. If I have to pay for little man's ticket, he's gonna hear the show."
If I looked at the product roadmap of any of these AI companies, do you think that even one of them would include "teach AI what synonyms are"?
25 minutes? 30 minutes?? 35 minutes??!? I like some YouTube channels, but if I was working with a schedule gap that big I would just watch a real TV show.
Photo of a frog sitting in moss looking at an avocado with Onion headline "Frog A Little Turned On By Avocado"
Some good, traditional boots-on-the-ground reporting from @theonion.com
KD Deluxe frozen Mac and cheese in the freezer aisle. Can you even imagine?
For when regular KD is just too taxing.
It’s the Rugby Sevens tournament in Vancouver this weekend and I’m saying a little prayer for the bathrooms at every brunch restaurant.
2.5 star review of Wuthering Heights that reads “This is only my second favourite movie of the last four months to star Jacob Elordi as a dangerous outcast covered in scars that sleeps in a barn.”
What an experience.
Scared teen in Scream: “Oh no! Are you Ghostface?”
Ghostface Killah: “Ghostface catch the blast of a hype verse, my glock burst, leaving in a hearse I did worse”
My brand new stand up special Tiki Madness is now streaming on YouTube! Check it out now! It's SILLY AF. You will love it!
You’re already doing Little Mountain Gallery in Vancouver which is my favourite place to perform in the city!
I’m starting a saliva retreat for big, goofy Saint Bernards.
4. Democratic reform
Proportional representation is the gold standard for fair elections. John Horgan supported pro-rep — now Eby says he’s done with it. Meanwhile, it’s more popular than ever /5
I think it's a sign of what part of the industry I actually belong in that when I edit my self-taped commercial auditions, I always colour correct them.
I want to start a business in my hut, I just have to decide between pizza and sunglasses.
Photo of license plate that reads “CFN FLP” with a license plate frame that says “Corncob TV”
Drove behind this guy and nude bodies kept falling out of this thing. Body after body busting out of a shit chassis and hitting pavement.
do you think you could score 30 points in an nba or wnba game if you were allowed to see a map of the basketball court beforehand
Less stable stool for a more stable approach to your KMS process.
Photo of store called “KMS Tools”.
Anyone know a good place to buy rope and rickety stools?
I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
The way I’ve seen it described is that differences in language structure prevent live translation. A key word may come at the end of a phrase in one language, but its equivalent begins it in another. So the “babelfish” starts translating, but then the end of a phrase necessitates a re-translation.
And I loved it.
The pieces of me fall into place when you know that when I was 15, during our summer beach vacation, my father rented the 2003 documentary The Fog of War for family movie night.
Please know that my respect for you will remain unchanged if you just say “I don’t know a lot about Maduro”. No dip, no bump. I’ll still even believe things you say about international relations you are knowledgable about. It’s your right to, every so often, just sit one of these out.
Sure, why not. Fav movie of the year for this half of the decade.
2020: Palm Springs
2021: Marcel the Shell With Shoes On
2022: Decision to Leave
2023: Killers of the Flower Moon
2024: Challengers
2025: One Battle After Another
The reporting has said he dictates them, then has them printed out to edit by hand. www.bbc.com/news/world-u...
I wonder if they come separately or I gotta plow through the assorted pack.
This got a full on laugh in the theatre pre-Avatar.
