[SIGH.] You can 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘵, just… no chewing on the appliances, the furniture, AND NO PEEING ON ANYTHING ELECTRICAL. DEAD OR ALIVE!

No chewing off the kitchen, Krypto!

[Cyborg’s gaze shifts off-screen for a second, posture stiff as he tracks something unseen. A sigh follows.]

Alright. Whatever support you need, we’ll hear it inside.

[The screen fizzles to black as the large doors part ways with a heavy thrum of moving steel.]

[T-Tower:] Welcome to Titans Tower.

[The monitor flickers. Cyborg appears with a raised brow.]

And what’s the Legion up to visiting Jump City? Are you here to pick up Krypto?

[It is a very big Tower door he’s knocking on. Silence greets Winn before the monitor blips to life, mimicking soundwaves as an automated voice speaks into attention.]

[T-Tower:] Access denied. Subject identity not found in authorized registry. State designation and clearance level.

I didn’t initially account for superpiss when we were reconfiguring the alarms, alright?

I mean, Gar’s potty-trained.

And Gar, pick yourself up.

NOBODY’S COMING WITHIN 10FT OF THIS OUTLET UNTIL IT COMPLETELY DRIES. GOT IT?

SUPERDOG, WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Aww, how’d you want it? (Holds out his hand.) Like this?

I thought patting your back was Something.

Gar passed by earlier and asked if I did anything to you, AND THAT ruined the mood.

New update: Dick cried at this one, too. Man, what the hell do I do.

So now we’re watching cute anime.

Update: Dick cried.

Now, don’t be giving the sky any more ideas now.

[Camera panning back to the rest of the Titans who are all huddled up in the couch, gazes fixed on the screen.]

Looked over one second into episode 5 to find tears STREAMING down @bluedhaven.bsky.social’s face.

(Completely stiff.) Maybe I just need to change my oil.

/ gnNNNN (same wth)

(It almost feels like whiplash how he first wanted to flip this kid off one second FOR CALLIN’ HIM OLD and then spend the next wanting to jog this kid’s memory.)

You… No way, now you’re 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 talking throwbacks. Have we ever met over one of my games before?

Just relaying what I remember. We were chillin’ over at Cartoon Network.

Before, they used to save it to slime students during school tours. To… teach them a lesson or something.

Aw, hell nah. Don’t even think about it!

You know, I heard they still slime people. But it just doesn’t hit the same anymore…

[𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗖𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿: 𝗧𝗜𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗦]

Dear Titans and friends, we will be moving our Bulletin Board to the lobby. It will be updated twice a month for now. The board would include (but not limited to):
• Weekly recap.
• Pictures.
• Requests.
• Hall of Fame (Shame).
• Messages and notes.

Damn, what a throwback.

(Charging back up in his room, the steady thrum of the machines he’s hooked up to lulling him to sleep.)