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Posts by Al Capone's Niece ✌️🇺🇦

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So happy to meet a fellow light lover! Besides the wonders outdoors, the sun's magic touches us indoors as well. Like setting these dried hydrangeas on fire.

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Thou shalt not commit blasphemy against Samuel L. Jackson’s monologue in Pulp Fiction, motherfucker.

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“I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things.

Dance in your kitchen.
Laugh too loud.
Buy the ridiculous thing that brings you joy.

Feed the cat extra treatos

Life doesn’t have to be so serious all the time.”

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Happy Dogs 😊

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We live to fight another day! A victory tonight—as we killed a backroom deal Johnson and the WH cut to extend FISA authority for five more years. Dropped in the middle of the night.

We killed it on the Floor. But, it will be back. So we must keep fighting!

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We are literally at the point in history where the Pope is battling the Antichrist. 🍿

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While the lunatic child rapist President fancies himself to be Dr. Jesus & further wedges us into war in Iran, & his Vice President is criticizing the Pope for *checks notes* promoting the teachings of Jesus, Miller Goebbels is running concentration camps in the United States.

Enough. #RemoveTrump

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He knows about shame?

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They've established a "replacement level"?! I hate this timeline.

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💯 I wanted to send a tea bag for every dollar to send a message, but they don't travel well through fiber optic cables.

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WARREN: I want to understand how slashing healthcare for families so Meta gets a $3b tax cut is a 'really good outcome for the American public'

IRS CEO BISIGNANO: I don't see the two as correlated

W: Those tax cuts were paid for by pushing people off their healthcare. Did you not follow that?

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Beshear: He said, “I thought that I was being depicted as a doctor.” If I was ever in an operating room and somebody walked in in Jesus robes with orbs in his hand, I would have thought that it did not go well for me that day.

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Thank you @katiephang.bsky.social for speaking on behalf of those of us who are fierce believers in 1A!

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I also took her to see Culture Club and B52s. She talked me into dressing like Madonna. We both had a great time!

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My 26 yr old grew up listening to my music & my dad's. She loves CCR as much as Dad did ❤️ We saw Pam Tillis a few yrs ago. Thought she'd hate it, but she was blown away by the girl playing fiddle! They're very into actual musicians playing vs autotune & synth instruments coming from the speakers.

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He's a mole.

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Look at Maria Bartiromo’s face.

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The stray dog Amy happened to encounter followed her on her run... and the next day...

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Ballroom. Arch. Etc. Etc.
Why don't we erase America's homeless and hunger instead!
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Not even 6 in the morning, and Hungarians are already lining up to vote! Hopefully get rid of Orban and Russians once, and for all! #cdnpoli

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a segment of George Orwell's final interview, describing how 1984 could become a reality

"Don't let it happen. It depends on you"

#GeorgeOrwell #1984 #fightfascism

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About 45% of pet ownership is walking by them and badly singing little songs that integrate their names. If you can’t do this, then I’m sorry, you are not ready for the responsibilities of owning a pet.

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Prime Minister of Spain Pedro Sánchez:

“The Government of Spain will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they show up with a bucket.”

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From a post:

“Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization.

So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.”

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I went and saw Project Hail Mary.
A guy came in with his service dog and the dog sat there the whole time just concentrating on the movie.
Afterwards I told the guy I was amazed your dog watched the movie like that.
He replied, me too especially because he hated the book.

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Thanks for the update. I had to mute him to preserve some sanity after he opened lying about why we're there, when we all know this is Bibi's war.

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Molly, you are being way too kind!

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Of course! It was to be expected. This is just Bibi's continuation of his obliteration campaign following the October 7 attack on Israel. He ignored cease fire agreements then, and has now convinced a fellow madman to help him.

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I completely agree with Marjorie Taylor Greene is a sentence I never thought I would ever write.

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