Pretty sure my “I AM CROSSING THIS STREET AND IF YOU HIT ME WITH YOUR CAR I WILL FUCK YOU UP” look is perfected.

I have not almost got run over for a week now.

I’m so glad the big empty space with one horse in a field has been built up into a subdivision and 30,000 people now live down the street from me.

Really I am happy about the housing, I’m just less than enthusiastic about their 40,000 cars.

It’s nice to know that none of Blueskys information is compromised from the attack since it attacked itself.

"What I had missed is that we deployed a new internal service last week that sent less than three GetPostRecord requests per second, but it did sometimes send batches of 15-20 thousand URIs at a time. Typically, we'd probably be doing between 1-50 post lookups per request."

*a week later* oh no

2 years ago today I was in Cuba taking some tours, I know because Apple sent me a memory. And I look at the towns exactly like this I filmed where everyone lives in abject poverty and I feel sick that America is killing these beautiful people for no reason at all.

Carbon tax stickers that don't stick. License plates you can't see. Beeping Covid bracelets that don't exist. Wind turbines torn down and then built again. An Ontario Science Centre roof that refuses to collapse.

Are we even sure Doug's new private jet has wings?

HR Manager: Your idea of a Friday afternoon Wet T-Shirt contest has been rejected once again

Please stop suggesting it

Haha 🤣

Despite being agreed upon as the standard of quality construction, I’ve never actually seen a brick shithouse. And I’m perfectly fine keeping it that way.

I'm not sure if this Amway thing is going to pan out.

The void seems much voidier today.

Sabrina the Middle Aged Witch

I don't trust people who don't talk to themselves.... I know right!

I'm into bio-hacking if it's used to make me hold more cheese.

People shouldn’t support the maga supporting WWE anyways.

unwrapping yourself from around the little finger

My superpower is answering a reply then realising what it actually meant ten minutes later.

Whew! Good. I don’t know Dutch..I can read French English and Spanish but can’t speak any of them.

Ooh a cult. I hope sacrificing billionaires to the gods is our mandate.

reposts not only 🟰 my endorsement they mean i’ve secretly baptized you into my cult

3 large, wooden tulips (pink, red, and purple) erected in front of countless rows of blooming tulips under cloudy blue sky. There are mountains and trees in the distance and some people scattered throughout the field.

we heard you like tulips, so we built some tulips to go with the tulips 🌷 #tuliptown

Of course. Walking excrement likes to stand together. How any of these people became rich or famous really makes me question how fucking stupid humanity really is.

The Iranians are playing this brainsick dullard like a yo-yo.

Trending hashtag 🔥

Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.

Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit on Apple Music Song · 1999 · Duration 2:46

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Ps bluesky is telling me I should reply in Dutch? Is this correct?

Yes they are!