Do I know how ffxiv dragons age? Absolutely not, but it won’t stop me
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Wow, absolutely not.

When I see someone getting unhinged about a tv show because it doesn’t match the show in their head

Usually while I'm trying to drink from them.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

For any potential future swashbucklers, today is the last day of the Windrose introductory discount. 👀🏴‍☠️

I want to be like "lol haha" but this is exactly how 90% of people in salaried positions would act in any industry. Ask me how I know.

A screenshot of a discord converstation between me and my wife Jess. Jess posts two pictures: both are candles, and one has a label that reads "in my teacher" an dthe other reads "in my mom". My response: No. NO. Phonetically, this is spelled capital n lowercase o period. Capital n capital o period.

cis people: is your marriage like this?

Fine, transfems. Keep your secrets. I don't want to know them anyway (I do, please tell me).

I managed to lose a pair of bright yellow gym shorts in a 3-room apartment so cis men — fear not. Trans men are at least as oblivious as you are.

I want to know what the tranfem estrogen version of this is. Please tell me, if you want to. Let's commiserate.

For those not in the know, this is more about body parts like hands, shoulders, back, and chest. My face has actually figured it out, thank dog. Good job, face!!!

My favorite thing about being on testosterone HRT is that even 10+ years out, my body is still SO confused by the concept of hair growing in places it didn't grow before. It is like !!! a HAIR FOLLICLE! PANIC! Like girl please we've been doing this for a decade, what is your problem???

Yuengling is extremely mediocre, but it became my mission to find it simply because every menu kept lying to me.

Now we can import it here apparently and now I can admit it's bland and watery and don't have to drink it anymore.

This was me every time I went somewhere and their menu said they had Yuengling and I knew they didn't because they couldn't legally sell it here until recently.

A poll from the Windrose game's discord server. The poll subject is: How many hours do you have in the game already? The options are, in order: zero to ten hours, just started. Ten to twenty hours, still going! Twenty to thirty hours, climbing the ladder! Thirty to fifty hours, you ever get some sleep? And finally, more?! I have chosen more.

A Steam screenshot of my stats for Windrose, showing that I have played 51.3 hours.

Feeling a little called out by this Windrose discord poll (and yes, I'm tired).

Fix your hearts or die.

Now I definitely gotta get my Zero alt through the rest of Endwalker and Dawntrail.

FINAL FANTASY XIV Patch 7.5 - Trail to the Heavens YouTube video by FINAL FANTASY XIV

Paths joined by fate, horizon bound ✨

#FFXIV Patch 7.5: Trail to the Heavens Part 1 arrives April 28, with Part 2 arriving in early September!

Bruh the trailer is so "there's nothing wrong with this" lol

Real boneheaded of BAFTA to think that the blowback(?) from showing this trailer was gonna be somehow worse than the blowback from pulling the trailer??? Wacky and wrong decision

youtu.be/vMzCEBxTPgE?...

Checked the radar and it looks like southern Wisconsin is about to get creamed so if I know anyone who lives there be safe and stay dry.

Jess hasn't talked to me all day since she left for work and then just randomly sends me a picture of a tornado watch alert! Worst wife ever.

picture of the blue raspberry boba drink from the jollibee/ffxiv collab. there is moogle artwork on the cup along with the words “hear… feel… drink…”

hear… feel… drink…

a man's gotta eat

A screenshot from Windrose showing a pirate wearing a tricorne hat pointing a musket directly at a brownish-grey feathered coastal dodo bird. The dodo looks completely unbothered by this.

I think I understand how the dodos went extinct.

My favorite feature so far is trying to line my silly little boat up with another ship to do boarding actions. It's like watching a suburbanite trying to do a three point turn.

I actually didn't discover the zoom out mode for the ship until last night so I had no idea the sails actually move when you reduce your speed. Amazing detail.

Windrose has a dedicated sea shanty button, which is a delight. But unfortunately my crew is not talented enough to sing and shoot cannons at the same time. 🤷🏴‍☠️

you guys, i caught a FISH CLUB

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)