Best to not wear this colour trousers when on TV.

@pixelthegnome.bsky.social One for your diary next weekend, Pix. #SausageSqualorSaturday

And that's enough Twitter for now

I wonder if these people realise the amount of time you'd need to run your own subsistence farm.

Feel like that's a kid who needs a second/third language to be working on.

torn between "we need to soften IP law to stop the calcification of the culture" and "we need to give the Tolkien estate the right to extrajudicially execute these clowns at will"

Introvert reaction: Death holds no fear after weeks trapped aboard a vessel enduring organised fun.

Someone's clearly training hard.

'Industrial scale' solar farms attacked by Norfolk's Green The county council's Green leader says solar panels should be locally owned and put on roofs.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The Greens are an embarrassment

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

Drumstick has excellent portability, does raise some awkward questions though.

Aura on that hat is so strong even the camera's drunk.

A white dog mascot wearing a white middle bowl as a hat and a brown skirt kneels on some grass in front of some trees.

Sanomaru, the mascot of Sano City, is a samurai puppy with a ramen bowl on his head and potato skewer swords.

I mean, No. 10 didn't specifically comment on the outcome, only the fact that the process had taken place, which is odd.

Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life
Electric word, life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here to tell you there's something else
The afterworld
A world of never ending happiness
You can always see the sun
Day or night

"I called my parents and said this has been the craziest pizza delivery ever. I left a pizza boy and came back a pizza man," Lemmer said.

Was going through old chats and found this incredible quote from a pizza guy who saved someone's life with CPR

learning that Israel is one of the main suppliers of the fluoride that gets added to our water supply is like the Super Bowl for conspiracy theorists

The man so reserved you have to break a sweat to find a photo of him smiling with an open mouth.

A humanoid robot chasing wild boars through Warsaw has become Poland’s latest viral sensation. “Edward Warchocki” has racked up hundreds of millions of views as he patrols streets, chats with locals, and turns heads across the capital.

A thatched roof with 2 chimney pots. Atop the roof, instead of the usual duck or pheasant made of thatch, there stands a majestic T-rex

Went for a walk and a pint and spotted the best example of free will I've ever seen

Japanese sci-fi: two robots in space, yearning

American sci-fi: man gets the author's beliefs on polygamy confirmed by the aliens of ramalama IV

french sci-fi: two horny bounty hunters visit the Galaxy of Breasts

British sci-fi: nuclear war. Everyone dead. America's fault

Opposition leader Péter Magyar at a rally.

Orbán's electoral crushing is a far greater achievement than most people outside Hungary realise.

He systemically consolidated power for 16 years, fixed the electoral map, abused govt power for political purposes & censored media.

The hurdles that Hungarians overcame for this moment were immense.

I was happy to give him to the end of the season on the basis that there was limited time on the training ground to make adjustments week to week. Then we have 2-3 weeks off and come back playing much as we left off. I was expecting better. Sad to see.

a man with a beard is sitting in a chair . ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a chair .

Very Ukrainian accent:

"Oh Mr Vance, is it hard to negotiate peace?

Is it difficult to come to a deal when both sides have fundamentally irreconcilable positions on key issues?

Does not being able to trust your counterparty make things tricky?

Why do you hate peace, Mr Vance?"

And if we want to get into the elite overproduction narrative

Median annual salary to the nearest £500 in real (2007) terms for 'Yearly salaries by education'

- 2007 non-grad: 20,000
- 2024 non-grad: 19,500

- 2007 grad: 30,000
- 2024 grad: 26,500

- 2007 post-grad: 35,500
- 2024 post-grad: 29,500

UK average weekly earnings (2015 prices)
- Feb 2008: £525
- Dec 2025: £526

Earnings have been stagnant for 17y and meanwhile the distribution of income post-tax and transfers is incredibly low (as below)

I just don't understand how we've managed to get ourselves into a place where having a home - something I would have as a child seen as a baseline - is felt as an enormous position of privilege, something you spend half your life working for and still can only achieve with help or luck.