one of those days.

Ned Flanders is on the phone~! - Quotes\Clip YouTube video by KuoteHub

This is pretty much me at work after learning about #devops www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_aY... @simpsonsops.dev

Homer at the dinner table with the kubernetes logo on his head. Marge asks him "why all the yaml?" to which Homer sarcastically replies "why all the yaml? why all the pearls? Why all the hair? Why anything?"

I blame most of you for this.

Bart standing in front of a pile of smoking rubble, exclaiming to Milhouse, "Milhouse, how could you let this happen? Weren't you supposed to be on call? Milhouse responds "I was on call. Saw the whole thing. First I got paged about it falling over, and then it fell over!"

Bluesky outage postmortems be like

It's official. Skeeting it is. It was on the news.

alpha bro podcasts be like

Bluesky these days

Chief Wiggum trying to disperse the crowd saying "okay, folks, show's over. nothing to see here. Show's...", he then looks over to see carnage from a plane crash "oh my god! A horrible incident! Hey everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around!"

Seeing the Sev 1 that doesn't belong to my team.

LFG!

Lionel Hutz about to give someone his business card which says "works on all machines. No prod down" until he realises he has made a mistake, then scribbles on his business card to show "Works on all machines? No, prod down!"

I'll be posting the old bangers once a day!

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