Ugh I wish this weren't so true 😫

Also RIP Vivian 😭

Are those heat lines or STANK lines? 😎

iit's still 4/20 where i live... haha... some frens are hotboxing under my blanket... normally that would b dangerous and crazy... haha... but u see... it's a giant kaiju blanket!

Even kaiju need to observe proper table manners sometimes! 🙂‍↕️

•3< ~♡

Like not one of those huge cats that are so huge that all the noises they make are low-pitched and grumbly.

Something like a puma yowl but cuter, like a cheetah.

And then whoever can helicopter theirs around the best wins?

Shoot, I mean I'm one of those weirdos with delightfully fragrant cum, so why not?

D'awww, you're admitting you're his kaiju girl 😚

Maybe if he actually knew how to play a sweet lick, they might've stopped ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Picturing that, it's so wildcat-coded, I love it.

The trick is to be comfortable being weird enough that it's representative of you without reaching that point of "I'm going all-out from minute 1 because if you can't handle me at my absolute weirdest you're not worth it" that's easy to fall into.

It's like half an a-press, but with your tongue instead of a but'n

hehe, my guess is that someone in that "likes" list is responsible 😙

Keep getting that good sleep, catch up on yourself. You've had a lot to deal with.

Terrible condition to have. Make sure you get it checked by a professional 👌

Nono, you're thinking of kaiju-shit-posting, distinct from kaiju shit posting.

This is ADHD, just a little bit of bad brains. That doesn't mean you're not a good duck. 😘

Get a stainless steel water bottle/cup. Honestly, get an Owala, because that sippy straw is so damn satisfying.

I dunno, there's a distinct lack of mountainous piles of dookie on your feed 😼

Dammit, but how else am I supposed to appreciate my blonde Karen giantesses that shrink down grocery stores to make it easier to scoop up all the Wonder bread and grow themselves so they can chop down trees with their manicured nails?

Is kaiju-shit posting then a subset of kaiju posting? 🤔