I don’t even care about the shade I’m just so excited for you to watch lodge again

It’s a classic

Come together, right now, over me 💦 (this one seems too easy but also I can’t leave it out)

Father Mackenzie, wiping the dirt from his hands 💦

Well my heart went boom, when I crossed that room 💦

Goo goo g’joob 💦

The movement you need is on your shoulder 💦

You gave me lovin in the palm of my hand 💦

A taste of honey 💦

I’m painting the roof in a colourful way 💦

Here I stand, head in hand 💦

Yesterday: came suddenly 💦

He blew his mind out in a car 💦

He likes to keep his fire engine clean 💦

And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain 💦

They slither wildly as they slip away across the universe 💦

Ok FINE i will bring my world famous #BeatlesLyricsAboutJizz thread to this platform. Since hashtags don’t work here, I will be using the standard jizz emoji: 💦

*stalker voice* JIM?? HEY JIM

Blaine I swear to god every few days i come back to this thread and read a few and every single time i end up uncontrollably cry-laughing and my family thinks i’m fuckin crazy and it’s the fuckin best

no

Cheesecake Killedory? I hardly knowdory!

Do they? Dud calls her a crocodile? Lenore

witch??

I have it all, let me know if you want me to upload and link

This is my favourite exchange on this site so far

You ever just take a shit?

I’m partial to Little Chop of Horrors myself

With exceptions I could count on one hand, film has sucked hard for the last 20 years.

It’s so nice to be able to post whenever I want. Back on Twitter, I was naked every time I tweeted