Dude

im like zamboni except i mess it up

nearly 2 years later, the hound returns:

literally just reopened the app for the first time in months for the exact same reason

If you're British trying to tell me your food is good because you invented tikka masala I will sprint at you full speed and uppercut you into the nearest pit of spikes like a mortal kombat level

Gracing this place as the hip new spot with pics of my gf’s cat Mia

basically me but for OW instead of apex, all my friends hate ow2 though and they want me to play fortnite again so I'm back to crankin 90s

if your fortnite gameplay is as good as your apex you'd carry the stream

I thought you'd never ask💜

LITERALLY I was really fooling myself thinking they hadn't noticed, this is infinitely funnier though

oh for sure, genuinely had so much fun already

servers kicked me out during someone's super last week and I tried to add them just so they knew I didn't RQ lol

breaking bad but it’s just walt and jesse messing around with a coke freestyle machine

I am always saying this

that makes sense I've been browsing my follower list like whack-a-mole trying to catch those accounts

getting the follow notif from the satan account sent me back into 2013 I can't believe people still do that shit

Got it boss 🫡

insane that they really made that game's mechanics "she's a woman so she's overly emotional"

Mario RPG and the Peach game looked so pretty I can't wait

Time zones are great because I get to start my day seeing everyone at their most unhinged, great skeeting as always

me desperately trying to explain to my friends that aren't on here that even though I have half the followers I did on twitter, the exchange rate means I'm more popular than I've ever been (a normal thing to believe and care about)

Eywa knows you are right, ignore the naysayers💜

this isn't as fun as balloon boy