The trick, I’ve found, is not to improve

14 years old and being violently hurled around the Flamingo in Kingston to this, most Friday nights for the best part of a year, remains one of my most treasured teenage memories

Honestly, I feel like we could all really do with a couple of weeks where something like boy gets trapped in well or big ship gets stuck in canal is the leading news story complete with breathless 24/7 rolling coverage

Happy birthday! That looks like some good outside to spend it in

We regret to inform you that our plans for the day have been absolutely, irrevocably, completely derailed

a vintage Indonesian sticker of "Jean Picard" from Star Trek

Ok, this week has started incredibly well as we've just stumbled across a website that collects, curates & archives "vintage Indonesian labels and stickers – presenting the archipelago’s lavish visuals and their significance as knowledge and reference materials."

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grafisnusantara.com

DJ Disse - Egytian Disco - 0039 YouTube video by Music For Dreams

An absolute vibe. Just this very, very loud, a sunset and a warm breeze on my face & I’m done

Just try to maintain some self respect, we’re begging you

Fuck me, a hard but massive 2-1 against the farmers

I’d just gift them a copy of this, then they not only have a range of different pantheons to pick and choose from but also their stats for when they discover Nietzsche as a teenager & decide to topple them (if it isn’t very obvious, I very much do not have kids)

Yeah I have to actively retrain my brain when I need to do a lot of reading for research now, sucks!

I think a single issue is £7, which isn’t great but best we can do is

Just imagine you too could be gazing lovingly at the new issue of @wyrdscience.bsky.social before settling in to spend a lazy weekend reading about fighting men, fantasy, folklore, fairy tales, fungus and more

Go on, a better life away from your screens is (temporarily) possible

shop.wyrd.science

Well that was amazing

go on, buy a mag

Julianna Barwick & Mary Lattimore - Full Performance (Live on KEXP) YouTube video by KEXP

After years of wanting to I finally get to see the incredible Juliana Barwick tonight, extra bonus it's with Mary Lattimore, extra extra bonus it's in a beautiful old church and there's a good chance I'm going to be high enough to see god by about 10

V/Vm - There’s A Guy Works Down The Chipshop Swears He’s Merzbow YouTube video by V/Vm Archive

I simply do not think there will ever be a finer title of a track than "There's A Guy Works Down The Chipshop Swears He's Merzbow"

Ah awesome, enjoy it!

I feel more sorry for the beanie

Guessing this exact comment has been made multiple times but seeing as this app doesn’t work anymore 🤷‍♂️

Tape 05 YouTube video by Boards of Canada

Why yes I think I will thank you

Buy read science, read this feature, then go buy the Action - Before the Ban anthology. you've been warned!

THE SUBSTANCE | Official Trailer | In Theaters & On MUBI Now YouTube video by MUBI

Somewhat randomly went to a screening of The Substance last night, (randomly as it came out in 2024 I think) what an absolutely fucking mental film. Fair play to Demi Moore, she gave it her all

Yeah, wasn’t great tbh! Still 25 years of therapy’s done wonders!

Wow, never read this before, it’s quite something. Imagine Gerald Ratner if he’d absolutely fucked up European politics for a generation and not just made it much harder to buy cheap last minute gifts for your mum/significant other

The funniest thing about this is that Trump’s sponge brained answer actually somehow makes more sense than whatever Leavitt’s answer is supposed to mean.

yeah I also suspect that at the same time as that Lovecraft/Cthulhu was 100% the kind of thing that was just perfectly primed for the Internet to really take off and go at least semi-mainstream.

into each life some rain must fall!

who was just entering their own house whilst dripping in blood (absolutely fucking terrifying them in the process) and collapsed in a semi catatonic state

the whole thing was all a bit unnecessarily like a shit Guy Ritchie film tbh 😑

I can usually win this with the time I got dragged off a street had two guns smashed in my face, held down, knives put to my tendons as they tried to strip me & bundle me into the boot of a car, at which point I went mental, somehow escaped, was chased through east London, pushed my way past someone