Jerry Seinfeld is the best worst actor there ever was.

Source? It was revealed to me through a voice note.

Up, down, left, right. Hold a, press start.

Grease
Troop Beverly Hills
Christmas Vacation
Super Bad
Honey I Shrunk the Kids

Obsessed with my #oogieboogie #nails

Happy Fall y’all 🍂🍁🍂

As a teacher, once school starts, fall is upon us. It’s like a reward.

Every night when I’m brushing my teeth in the bathroom, my husband performs “turn down service” so when I come out, our bed is ready to climb into and I swear, it’s the most magical part of my day.

Ut oh, she’s tipsy and on Etsy.

What’s a poster you had in your room growing up?

Just finished reading #TheGhostwriter by #JuieClark. 5⭐️ slow burn mystery with a solid ending. Loved every second. #reading

Share one of your favorite TV shows featuring doctors.

My choice: Scrubs

Glory from Pippin circa Ben Vereen could quite possibly be the greatest #musicaltheatre song of all time.

Lin Manuel Miranda is the Stephen Sondheim of my generation in terms of lyrics. #theatre

Say what you want about #milenials, we grew up with the best movies: #10ThingsIHateAboutYou #Scream #CantHardlyWait #AmericanPie

Grocery shopping is the worst.

They better not forget to include the Kennedy Center in the in memoriam. #TonyAwards #Tonys2025

No one does theatre alone. #tonyawards #harveyfierstein

a man in a black and yellow karate uniform has a yellow patch on his chest that says karate ALT: a man in a black and yellow karate uniform has a yellow patch on his chest that says karate

IT WAS SO PERFECT WE THOUGHT WE HAD IT FIGURED OUT 12 TIMES AND THEY WERE ALWAYS AHEAD OF US!!! @therealkimco.bsky.social #CobraKai

Carnegie out here with commercials as though we don’t know you’re Carnegie lol #tonyawards

Hamilton performance was perfection. And not enough. #tonyawards

Hamilton dressed like the cast of Sunset Boulevard #tonyawards

I miss when bands used to shout each other out in songs. Still gets me when #JimmyEatWorld says “so come on Davie, sing me something that I know!”

Drink every time they say Sekai Taikai #cobrakai

they better make switch 2 joycons better…. i’m sick of drift happening to every single one

Well, I ate half a pizza. #summer

“I have the room key!” is one of the best sentences to ever be said.

The average American has three friends.

Yeah I think I need a career change.

I’d like #systemofadown to do a cover of #hoistthecolours in bathing suits with a #decemberists video vibe.