i feel this so much omg

@puppygirlpetsm.art

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

silly digital #SciArt doodle of the underbelly of two horseshoe crabs wearing t-shirt, the left one is completely covered in a black t-shirt that says "WOMEN WANT ME MOLLUSKS FEAR ME" and the other one has 8 little hand holes for 8 little legs in a red t-shirt that says "CLAMS <3", at the bottom is the side view of both t-shirts. on the top the text says :how would a horseshoe crab wear a t-shirt?"

consider

👎: the only constant in my life is me and myself
👍:woag look I can take epic medicine that changes my entire body and perception of myself and I feel amazing

Konqi, the KDE dragon, says hello from inside a gear.

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crates.io: Rust Package Registry

Servo 0.1.0 is out! 🚀
This is our first release available in crates.io and our first LTS version
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Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

It is happening again.

Classic Hit Video Game Wolfenstein 3D #comic

“you’re not americannn, why do u care about U.S politicssss?”

There's kdenlive, from what i've heard it is pretty good, and it definitely doesn't have any ai bs (AND it's free)

me, but like cat

im just a puppyyyy

How to have a successful tech startup:

- All software gets written by trans women.
- All cryptography is designed by gay furries.
- All projects are managed by autistics.

Follow these rules, and your project will be a success!

no they didn't. that's not true.

Ok, for real now... Drift of the NecroDancer is actually officially available for players who own the SYNCHRONY DLC!
It’s time to put the pedal to the metal in your speedruns 🤘

A headline saying “JK Rowling is very unseat after David Tennant called transphobes ‘little whining fuckers’” over photos of JK Rowling and David Tennant.

In David’s defense, the only reason he said that transphobes like JK Rowling are little whinging fuckers is because they are, in fact, little whinging fuckers.

if only there was an easier way to play this game 🥴

Phenomenal comment

DO YOUR STRETCHES AND THANK ME LATER

We have Create trains on our Minecraft server and I jokingly said "imagine if we could use our Suicas at the gates"

CC:Tweaked w/ Advanced Peripherals, websockets server in Python, and I forked an app that reads raw data from ICs

No AI code whatsoever because fuck your Claude, I can do it myself

Tomodachi life, Luna's mii being petted, and the caption says: Try petting Luna on the head.

i’ve literally watched this like 30 times since last night and it only keeps getting more funny

Versatile! Autistic girl branded emotionally immature or old soul, depending on what's convenient Image of awkward teenage girl taking selfie

Mary Walker, 13, who has a neurodevelopmental disability that makes her come out with gems of sage advice while still not quite understanding how anything works, has been branded the “perfect scapegoat” by literally everyone who’s ever met her.

www.patreon.com/posts/152685...

this did numbers on tumblr and i feel it here a lot

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