Boris was objectively very funny to watch destroying himself. This is like watching a middle aged dad justify his gambling debts it's depressing

Good morning from north devon and these woolly units, snapped doing their best Oasis album cover poses.

Matt Goodwin: a paperback in a hardback world

Tom Cruise hasn’t seen his daughter for 13 years over bizarre reason The girl hasn't seen her father for at least 13 years because he suddenly decided to disappear from her life.

is it because he's in a cult

Genuinely think my heart might have stopped for a few seconds there.

That save from Emi. Out of this world.

Bloody hell. What a game. So happy for Tammy. Up the fucking Villa. #avfc #utfv

Emery is going to murder them. #avfc

I remember reading about how brilliant conductors can summon extraordinary music from ordinary musicians. That's basically what Unai Emery has done to Villa. He's a world-class conductor somehow squeezing elite football out of (mostly) Dean Smith's team. #avfc #utv

My 16yo boy is having a party. His playlist is blasting out via my laptop. Two of his enormous mates just ran upstairs to where I'm holed up out. Breathless from the stairs. "Paul....can you add Careless Whisper?"

Room full of 16yo boys and girls now singing their hearts out. George forever.

Also spawned the amazing Mylo track

Young pope Leo, undated but he appears to be in his teens or early 20’s

young pope leo looks like a ska scene regular who goes by Upbeat but no one knows his real name

Massive "I'm as furious as the rest of you to discover there were unlawful parties going on in my office, which is also my house" energy

Screw that. Get a cut out Stephen hovering over the new Harry P 'making of' mini-doc, looking at the camera every time someone mentions the production schedule, and we're off to the races.

We are... really quite good again aren't we? I love you Unai Emery x #avfc #utfv

Forget Randy Kirk. No-one has ever looked more dtf in the 23rd century than off-duty cape-twirling Hikaru Sulu in Search for Spock.

Trump is their Pope, and Trumpism is their religion.

Would be happier with "actual death" but will take what we can get at this point.

I steered clear of the sequels and nothing in your excellent review has made me reconsider that decision.

Corrine should - and let's face it, in real life would - have dumped Russell's sorry ass after he fucked about in Brightness Falls. And this 100% has nothing to do with the crush I still have on her 30 years later.

The Edge Hotel in Whitehaven, Cumbria

If anyone is in the Whitehaven area, could you pop over to the Jawas and ask if they have any secondhand droids for sale, thanks.

I still think about all those Donnarumma saves. And Konsa's header. And Tieleman's shot. But also Rashford's nutmeg and, most of all, the McGinn goal. I will never, ever tire of watching it.

President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ

A+ headline.

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NYT headline: Vance Says the Pope Should Be More Careful When Talking About Theology The vice president, who is Catholic, took issue with Pope Leo XIV’s statement that disciples of Christ are “never on the side of those who once wielded the sword and today drop bombs.”

This is stunning.

I bought the novelisation when I was a nerd teen. Written by the man himself it is Peak Rodenberry. Phasers to Maximum Randy Space Hippy.

She reportedly parted ways with Bezos with a jaw-dropping $38.3 billion in Amazon stock. Their divorce settlement included a 4 % stake in the online retail giant or 19.7 million shares. Under the agreement, Bezos kept 75% of the couple's Amazon stock, along with voting control of her shares. Jan 11, 2023

MacKenzie Scott has given away over $19 billion in the last 5 years and experts say she's 'changed entire fie... MacKenzie Scott acknowledged another $2 billion in donations as 2024 comes to a close.

MacKenzie Scott, worth $41.1 billion, is on a philanthropic tear and has donated an estimated 46% of her net worth.

Just to give a sense of the insane scale of billions of dollars…MacKenzie Scott got about $38 billion after divorcing Bezos in 2019. She has become the world’s most generous philanthropist, giving away over $19 billion…and she’s currently wealthier than she started.

Just. Tax. Them.

The Le Bon Dividend

“Brexit betrayal” - oh for god’s sake..

Every day, we’re paying to be poorer. We’re paying to be second class citizens on our own continent. We’re paying to queue. We’re paying for more red tape. We’re paying to be less secure and less trusted.

Brexit IS the betrayal. And so is defending it.

Never change, Mel

A photoshopped version of a still of Jesse Plemmon’s character from the movie “Civil War” decked out in Roman Catholic DRIP