Mortals, death isn't so bad. It is living that is difficult. Join us in darkness and we will party into eternity together.
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Mortals, have you ever thought maybe instead of fearing death, you welcome it? The netherworld is a comfortable place for those who have given up on the living world.
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Just because you remove the tumor, doesn't mean you've removed the cancer. Think of that mortals, in your current predicament.
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Feel lucky mortals. Immortality can be boring. Torturing souls doesn't provide the thrills that it once did.
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Do not worry mortals. You will submit yourselves to Mordor. Horrible acts will be normalized. Empathy will turn to apathy. Not much different than your current world.

In Darkness I await.
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Season's Bleedings mortals. Tonight Mordor will feast on man-flesh and elf tongue in your honor.
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The fires of Grond have been lit. Mordor is awakening and the world of men will fall. You mortals have defiled this world and your lack of penitence will be your undoing.
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The orcs are stirring. We will soon rise again to destroy the world of men. Into darkness you will join us.
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Mortals, why do you think you will find solace in the afterlife when you can not even find it in life? Darkness prevails.
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Mortals, you are confused. Those “northern lights” you see are the fires and fury of Mordor. We have awoken.
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Thank you for worshipping me and my kin on this Dia de los Muertos.
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Wraiths on wings tonight. Together we will make this hallow’s eve a night to be remembered.
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No Kings Day? I am gravely offended. You mortals have no idea how difficult it is to rule over orcs and the undead.

Where are my new wraiths? I thought the world ended today.

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Silly mortals. With your games.

Luckily wē are on vacation. Basking in the sun on the shores of Numenor.

Gû kîbum kelkum-ishi, burzum-ishi. Akha gûm-ishi ashi gurum!💀

I approve.