Not completely related, but: We're just throwing around the word "legend" like it's nothing, huh?

Star Tropics-ass field name

Thieves stole 96 bananas from Wawa in Montgomery County, police say Authorities in Montgomery County are investigating an unusual theft at a Wawa.

It's just 96 bananas, Michael. What could it cost?

100% agree. Why should I have to work around a bone when I can eat something that is 100% foodstuff?

I feel like the main problem is politicians that act like their job is to get re-elected rather than deliver results that they think might be politically unpalatable. Sad that so few are willing to put the work in.

Give them a break. They're just trying to find the right combination of conditions that will trigger the start of the cut scene that gives them a graceful end to all of this.

an older man wearing headphones is sitting in front of a microphone . ALT: an older man wearing headphones is sitting in front of a microphone .

Ben Rice, the rice salesman?

To be fair they had to remove several vehicles from the field which definitely had a good reason to be there in the first place.

Giancarlo Stanton, "Outfielder"

That's funny because, after a run of stinkers, this was the exact moment I gave up on the show.

Absolutely the least important thing to point out about this dreck, but these comments of his were 100% written by AI.

You forgot the final domino: "Fate of the entire multiverse rests on whether little girl has first kiss in time"

It's just the Doctor Manhattan meme with regards to Donald Trump having the chance to salvage his failing presidency.

Put on the fucking shoes, Shinji.

My "Don't Panic, We're Winning!" press release has a lot of people doing exactly what my press release asked them not to do.

Sam Darnold for Super Bowl Lifetime Achievement MVP

"I didn't watch it but I'm mad about it!" might as well be their party's slogan

...and I'm sure that whatever the dipshits put on for counter programming was just as much a tour de force.

I need someone to translate this halftime show so I know if I need to be fake outraged or not.

Aspect ratios: How do they work?

@pamsson.bsky.social Happy to see your team win and to hear you put Philly fans on blast on today's podcast.

"Has Kefka finally gone too far after turning the world into a ruinous hellscape? We talked to a Cult of Kefka member pacing back and forth in front of a tower to find out."

Agreed. I wasn't completely sold on the new one but it's much better than the old one with the rubber bands.

National holiday, no one has to work

Philadelphia has this thing called Champ Cherry. I'm sure its just fine, but I find it more funny that it's named as such because the Phillies won one (1) NL pennant in 1950 (and then got smoked by the Yankees in the World Series).

What if I want to drink 15 beers?

Not me second guessing every le/la decision I need to make in this dumb language.

One time a preview for that movie about the elevator-that-might-be-the-devil came on. When the preview said "From the mind of M. Night Shyamalan" the entire theater groaned out loud.