sure it's a tool of social control and surveillance owned and operated by fascists, but it writes work emails for me. on balance who's to say it's good or bad

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Shawntay Dalon 4 times in the photo booth I Think You Should Leave sketch making facial expressions like “oooooooh you sure about that” “what the hell are you talking about” “mmmm idk about that” and “ew! that’s disgusting”

a very Happy Birthday to our queen of comedy and facial expressions, our favorite Detroiter @itsshawntaydalon.bsky.social!
🥳🎊🎂🎊🥳

A screen shot what appears to be a post from Donald Trump's truth social. The text reads: "If IRAN thinks they'll get the best of me in a negotiation, I have no problem being on my phone the whole meeting. I have so much stuff on my phone. Music, apps, games, obviously. A medieval game, obviously. Obviously a jousting game. I have no problem being on my phone for hours and hours. I love my phone. I even have an alarm on my phone. I have the newest phone. It's black and I have a black case for it. It looks really cool. I have everything on this phone. I always just look at it. If I ever feel weird at all, I'm just looking at it. I know there's a new phone coming soon. But I'm not worried about it at all. Because I know I can take all the stuff from my old phone and put it on my new phone, as long as I'm updated. I'm putting the photos from here on my computer. That way, when the new phone comes out, I can put them on that phone from the computer. Even if something goes crazy, I'll still have those photos on the computer, safe and sound. I love how this phone works.", which is a quote from Tim Robison's Barley Tonight sketch on I Think You Should Leave.

lmao 🤣

Tim Robinson confused with his fingers on his temples saying “I’m just trying to understand here”

when they say I can’t have my McFlurry because the ice cream machine is broken

Conner O'Malley in the “Honk If You’re Horny” sketch from the first season of I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson (ITYSL).

Professor Yurabay, holding up his phone for some reason. I Think You Should Leave (ITYSL) Season 2 sketch “Professor Dinner”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt1GRckaQ_s

A screenshot from “Barry” Barry’s hand holding his iPhone. A text exchange with Noho Hank is pulled up. The message from Hank says: Australian Federal Police would like to see you. The messaged is followed by a Memoji of Noho Hank looking shocked and the word GULP in squiggly block letters.

Tim Robinson in the Darmine Doggy Door sketch from I Think You Should Leave (ITYSL). And when you think your planet will be destroyed and your first thought is, “Great, I don’t have to go to work tomorrow,” you’re relieved you don’t have to go to work ‘cause you thought you were gonna get destroyed? What the fuck is this world? What have they done to us? What did they do to us?!

Anything can happen in this world. We really know very little.

Tim Robinson dressed as Karl Havoc in the show I Think You Should Leave standing around in a mall wearing too much stuff feeling overstimulated by everything going on around him he screams “there’s too much fucking shit happening!”

Best Star Trek crew. wrong answers only.

*starting slow chant* coffin flop…coffin flop!…COFFIN FLOP…COFFIN FLOP!

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Jeff Chris, from Indiana.

He’s a dead man walking. He got no time left. He’s only eating burgers, the only thing he can afford.

A screenshot of an article from AP Politics. “Takeaways from Trump’s address: No end date for Iran war and bizarre moment where Trump says he will ‘face the wall and give you guys a chance to jack off’” Trump is smiling a dumbass smile with his too-long fucking red necktie and his arms are spread out like Don Bondarley, The King of the Dirty Songs (from I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson [ITYSL]). Real article: https://apnews.com/article/trump-address-iran-war-takeaways-3a232cc5ae76436433bc62118a32b415

I should have prepared for my presidency, but I just watched TV.

The only King I recognize. 👑

Also, there‘s no, like, cute restaurants in the neighborhood.

I saw him change into the jersey in that locker room. I saw his whole penis. And it was redder than hell!

Tim Robinson in the “Baby Shower” sketch from I Think You Should Leave (ITYSL). He is wearing a mob-movie fedora and a green plaid button-down shirt. The caption has been changed to: “Hey! Who took my emails?”

A screenshot of an article from CNN. It features FBI Director Kash Patel in an FBI jacket, a baseball hat, and he is pinching his thumb and forefinger together. He looks very serious for such a flimsy man. The headline: Iran-linked hackers have breached FBI Director Kash Patel’s personal emails. Source: https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/27/politics/iran-linked-hackers-fbi-director-patel

Tim Robinson in the “Don’t Talk About Your Kids” sketch. He’s making a goofy face and pinching his thumb & forefinger post-snap. The caption reads: “Don’t worry. You’re not gonna talk about my emails a ounce.”

Hey, everybody! Look at me! I’m partying with the USA Men’s Hockey team!

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