Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

Today I road a yacht into the lake and tried some tubing in the lake.

Im surprised I didn’t get messed up flying into the water. Or sunburned. Let’s do it again.

furry drawing of eastern dragon squished over window and looking inside house through it while giving it lick and tapping with his claw as gesture to someone inside to open it.. there is also text bubble that says "c'mon.. let poor noodle in! I just wanna lick you~"

Me at 3 AM and low on mana knocking on your window~

would you open? x333

Look if I was that nonchalant about incorrectly selecting a direction from 50% of options with a multi-ton machine, I’d probably have my license revoked real fast.

I’m sure the DMV has a “report old people who should get their license reevaluated” section.

Happy balloon dayyyyy

… hug?

The Vietnamese sandwich place at the airport has a section with fried tofu and fried eggs at the end and damn if I don’t want to just give them a $20 at the end of the night just to run off with the leftovers.

chat i fear i cooked. #splatoon3 #tomodachilifelivingthedream

Im glad you’re alright after that because damn that must be scary flying right into you

… what are we playing?

A kangaroo points at the VRC portal at FC, where a bunch of virtual animals pose in the background.

A kangaroo demonstrates a handheld laptop to the viewer. On it is VRChat with the previously mentioned portal revealing some animals and a smelly human watching the portal.

Happy #FursuitFriday, friends. Check out these strange animals on the internet.

I wonder what they’re looking at.

< @jarggyroo.bsky.social at #FurCon2026! >

A screenshot from Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. A prompt asking what the best bath-time companion is and in the answer box is “a pooltoy wolf”

This island is slowly going to become cursed, isn’t it?

We were all trying to call out to you but I imagine portals aren’t very loud, especially with the general ambience of cons.

I hope you had a fun day! And that you can come over someday so I can hug you for realsies.

@yapsfox.bsky.social I saw a fox on the internet. I hope they are having a wonderful time.

Also why have I spent the last minute reading this as Skate park?

Also contemplating shouting at friends to come fly here and find an AirBNB with a pool.

The more I start to accept that I can’t make it to FWA, the more curious I am about how hard it’s be to rent a pool space and do a party with friends.

Pool party with pals would be a pretty great birthday.

Happy balloon dayyyyy!

Someone else mentioned discovering that they are demisexual several months ago and now a small part of me wonders if I’m the same.

I also suspect that people that I’d feel attracted to are also already taken, ignoring my default posture of “they can do better than me”.

Oh well! Back to work.

I have joined the discord server for the people at my work.

This cannot end badly.

Work apparently has a gaming discord and they’re asking me to join.

Oh no.

… I need to use these more.

Get PUMPED with this one trick doctors hate!

*gestures to the pump they use for the yoga balls*

Happy balloon dayyyyy

bsky.app/profile/rfox...

Today I am being _completly normal_ about certain virtual furry convention mascots. Again.

Hey everyone! Just asked the factory for some new quotes on the Roderick toy, along with some different size options for people wanting a smaller version.

The current prices per unit are as follows:

3.5ml - $625

2.5ml - $465

2ml - $399

Production time is still roughly around 45-60 days!

Defleated bouncy castle, and Ronin and dragoness.

How 2026 is going for me...
@2chaotic.bsky.social @rfoxtail.bsky.social

Is it a problem if that cake comes to you at velocity? Asking on behalf of a certain toon.

I was about to comment on this when I realized it’s a repost and I already did.

… so when will there be a nice big inflatable Brek to ride