FINALLY APRIL FOOLS DAY HAS ENDED

WE ARE FREE FROM THIS CURSE OF MIRTH

FROM NOW ON ALL MY POSTS ARE SERIOUS, JUST LIKE BEFORE

Strong showing early at PAX from Cat Secretary. There are dedicated buttons for "meow" and "bat", and I managed to knock over a vending machine during the office orientation.

Turalyon, an asshole.

Rosa scares me, I ain’t doing that

But I don't think anyone is playing a cat this tier. It's not accurate!

A chart listing World of Warcraft classes, with a picture of a cat and a bear superimposed over the bar for Druids.

It now has a cat AND a bear.

Watching a documentary on Japan Air 123 and saying "come on, you can make it back to Tokyo," even though I already know how this ends. :(

...come on, you can make it.

everybody loves data analytics my dude

🎵 And there's nowhere more fitting than in the Temple of Music by the Tower of Light between the Fountain of Abundance and the Court of Lilies at the great Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo 🎵

I only know facts for all the wrong reasons. :)

Well, we do have a Hearthstone showcase on Monday. If they’re announcing anything, that’s when we’ll know.

🤔

You ARE an editor.

Looking for a witch to consult on local weather conditions. The actual weather forecasts this season have been so off that I figure I may as well turn to supernatural forces.

Pentagon fails its 8th audit in a row The annual review found multiple weaknesses in financial reporting across the Department of Defense's books.

We spend ~$900 billion on the Pentagon.

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed." -- Dwight D. Eisenhower.

We're never told that we can't afford new wars. Or war crimes.

I SURE HOPE SO

Uh oh. The last TV show I watched was Severance.

“AI is inevitable” yeah so is dying, bro. Go create something with the time you have left here

You know, some people say they can't tell when it's Anna or when it's me writing social copy. I just don't understand that.

I was already looking forward to watching Fallout, but now I'm looking forward to it MORE.

A Pulitzer for whoever chose the photo on this one

Unbearable Weight is an S-tier film. Not just an S-tier Cage film, just an S-tier film.

Rude. I retract my comment about you replacing Jimmy Fallon.

That's a really low bar. You should give yourself more credit.

Like five minutes into Midnight and you’re ready to shove him off a cliff.

Except he’s a Paladin and would just bubble out of it, so really you need to shove him off two cliffs in close proximity.

It's not that I'm keeping an eye on @therealnzoth.bsky.social or anything, but I'm not NOT keeping an eye on @therealnzoth.bsky.social

This is an incredibly good book, and not just for people interested in Blizzard games. It's just an incredibly good book.

Companies love money!! Why just get the collector’s edition money when you could also get MORE money?

But it’s been this way the whole time. (Though they used to give cash refunds to your payment method.)

Not to say it isn’t ridiculous. It punishes the game’s biggest fans. But all Blizzard has done about it over the years is make it easier to get a refund. (Which I believe is in battlenet balance, not cash.)

Replace Digital Purchase with World of Warcraft Collector's Edition How to get credit for digital purchases after adding a physical Collector's Edition

This is the messy way collector’s editions usually work, because your game key is inside the box and you don’t get the box until launch. If anyone wants the game box AND pre order bonuses they also have to buy a digital copy and get a refund later. Such a common problem it has its own support page.

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to