Just literally ZERO self-awareness.

To everyone sweating gas prices, a reminder: we could have electrified the grid, gotten off fossil fuels, and replaced all vehicles with EVs for the same cost as the Iraq war.
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The future isn't something that happens to us; it’s something we’re creating with every small, intentional choice. Keep showing up not just for the fight, but for each other.

First had to check: is this satire?

❤️

Spoken just like the New York Times 😬

a man wearing glasses and a turtleneck is sitting in front of a globe Alt: A handsome, devilishly attractive man wearing glasses and a turtleneck is sitting in front of a globe.

What could possibly go wrong?

The whole answer is YES.

All of the comments denying Ronaldo’s agency in this manner are galling. He’s a literal billionaire, sitting in a gilded room full of other billionaires.

He doesn’t need the Al-Nassr money. His Nike contract alone nets him almost $20M annually.

He’s nobody’s “pet.”

The word you’re looking for is “brooch.”

Watch. Listen. Repost ad infinitum.

Shoot, I don’t want to spend money on private jets for the DHS Secretary and her boyfriend. Does this make me a fiscal conservative?

TBH, I also don’t think her whole department should exist, nor ICE. Am I a champion for small government?

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

The next biggest scandal from the Epstein emails is that the oligarchy is basically subliterate.

Call me when this asshole joins the World Wrestling circuit. I’d tune in to see him get his ass kicked.

This aged like milk.

This is the way.

Primary season is gonna be LIT.

Van Hollen would be a great Senate minority leader.

look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry

@vanhollen.senate.gov you know the assignment. No blank check deals for the Republicans; they’re not negotiating in good faith!

They’ve already shown that they’ll change the rules to swear in a heap of Trump judges with a simple majority, so they can change the rules and go this alone.

Let them.

Subway… Yeet Fresh! 🥪

He lies as he breathes.

What on earth would their messaging even be? “Gerrymandering is bad?!”

I’m sorry that you’re experiencing this - pitch-perfect description, though. Hope it passes quickly!

My kind of day #nokings #nokingsinamerica TikTok video by Hayley

All of my roads converged on this path.
#nokings 🐸

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMmv76SJ/

The Dems would have also impeached Obama for this.

Meanwhile, you can’t replace a window in Georgetown without a committee and the BID…🤦🏼‍♀️

Two signs: the left features the Portland frog and reads “Rebellions are built on hope.” The HOP in HOPE is green. The right sign has the Banksy balloon girl and her balloon is an American flag. This signs reads “Power to the peaceful” and “I am the future.”

My little carried the Balloon Girl sign! Bonus points to everyone who got the Star Wars reference here.

Nightmare fuel. Gonna need grandma to spray the monsters under the bed again.

… “which he also failed to do.”

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