Oh babes… I pray this is my peak because I can not!!!😩

My sick toddler wants kisses, but what that means is she’s kissing my face, but smearing snot across my face. This must be peak motherhood.

Letting my toddler believe that chamomile tea & honey is juice. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Little has her 5th fever in the past week 😩

I just offered my kid chicken tenders and she said no, and then proceeded to beg for a raw carrot. Like ok here…

All Jay-Z did that whole statement is deflect and make thinly veiled threats.

Daniel Penny being found not guilty is wild when he actually killed Jordan Neely, who was non violent at the time of his death.

Jay-Z’s call for a criminal case, not civil, is disingenuous. He knows damn well that a criminal case requires a higher burden of proof… for something that allegedly happened in 2000? Come on now.

I tried the “I can’t pay the mortgage” trend with my husband. I could barely say it with straight face.

Somebody on TikTok suggested they have a UH CEO killer look alike contest at Central Park this week. That would be wild.

I just watched my kid sneeze in her hand an wipe her hand, look at it, and wipe it on the areas rug… kids aren’t beating the allegations

BBQ brisket nachos for dinner.

This year I made amends with the last person I care to. Everybody else can die mad about it.

Big mama, your arm!

Discovering the versatility of cashews in cooking has really rocked my world.

In battle rap, it doesn’t have to be true… it’s just have to be effective. Battle rap is provocative, grungy, and who ever can do that the best wins.

Filing a defamation lawsuit after a rap battle is completely unhinged.

Like, defamation is kind of the whole point.

I’m trying to switch from Twitter to this platform but I’m not having much luck with engagement .

Is this a safe space? I thought YN stood for Yes or No.

Amazon be like “buy used” and here’s 53 cent off.

Naysayers have been screaming at fat people to lose weight for decades.

GLP-1 meds like Ozempic make weight loss and weight management accessible so more folks can lose weight.

Now folks stigmatize the GLP-1 meds, almost as if to gatekeep weight loss and weight management.

I was never really a LSU football fan TBQH. I had to work the sky boxes as student. The benefactors are mad racist and it was my first time being called a nigger.

Benefactors get made at the poor performance, curse us workers & call the players niggers. It’s actually really wild.

I been checking the #BlackSky tag and I didn’t like some of y’all on Twitter. I’m not corrupting my fresh algorithm with “is this a date” or “who eats first” content.

Mac and cheese is a fine dish but not good enough to cause drama over… I could see if it were some smothered greens or something but all this conversion over pasta & cheese? Be for real

Just found an extra small shirt that I can’t fit anymore from a time I thought I was fat. I must have been so annoying.

Eugene and I just picked out our 5th Christmas tree together. I really love this man down. My man, My man My man.. 😍😍😍

Everything about my social media algorithms and shopping habits tells me that I should care about Wicked… I’m just not into it.

*Currency not stock

My bitcoin investment more than doubled, so I sold half my shares to get all my money back plus a little profit.

Bitcoin don’t owe me nothing so now I’m in it for the long haul to see where the stock goes.

This sample… OMFG!!!