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Liberals and Nationals to preference One Nation in blow to Michelle Milthorpe in Farrer byelection Independent candidate and One Nation’s David Farley are viewed as the frontrunners in the four cornered-contest for the 9 May poll

“Liberals and Nationals to preference One Nation in blow to Michelle Milthorpe in Farrer byelection.”

It is increasingly difficult to tell the Coalition and One Nation apart, so this makes perfect sense.

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"Oysta sets new Tokyo lap record."

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Weird for Pat to ask for pics on main tbh.

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Paradise City 3065 mate

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Oh mistah speaker, an unparliamentary merkin!

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A brave new direction for Kitchen Cabinet.

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'A young man was hung out to dry. His health became a point of public debate and conjecture... Carlton could have stopped that, could have taken him quietly from the field and given whatever care was necessary.
Care that was his due and their duty.'

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There's a driver who does the industrial bins behind me at 11pm ish on Monday who is always blasting Appetite for Destruction (or equivalent) and salute Brother.

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There is a bloke in my hood who dooknocks if people put the wrong recycle bin out in case they need calendar help.

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cc. @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social

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This morning, at 5.17 am I jumped up like a air-raid siren had sounded when I heard a commercial garbage truck and thought I had missed bin night but the Council is Wednesday and as Marx said men make their own history, but they do not make it as they please.

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Imagine you're a primary teacher or a truck driver in Hungary and you were paying for this pelican to write hot takes and Tony A et al to get a Euro summer vacation.

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Also he has the haircut of that guy who severely harassed your friend in her workplace in 2002.

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With their diminished spacial awareness it would be so easy to agree to the challenge 'debate me' about this at a busy tram stop..........

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If you see someone wearing these, remember that international humanitarian / war crimes law does not apply to them. "Who'd blame anybody?" said the judges at The Hague.

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The rare Erin To the Power of Erin. This may warp space time.

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Arghh, it was an offer, not a challenge.

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as the kids say, nightmare blunt rotation, but literally this time

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Group chat is called "Start Me Up"

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Palantir's Peculiar Sales-Pitch A Republic...if you can creep it

John Ganz on the Palantir manifesto is good "Businessmen routinely write stupid books, that’s not surprising, but Mr. Karp is a little bit of a different case. He’s a highly educated man" www.unpopularfront.news/p/palantirs-...

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Price-shopping online is like negotiating with smoke.

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He's spent 2 hours trying to get Candle In The Wind to play using the goggles.

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"the strait of hormuz is open"
"the strait of hormuz is closed"
"wait they're opening it again"
"the strait of hormuz is actually closed this time"

europeans having no idea just enjoying the weekend:
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Legit question in the Australian today, how can Simon Benson kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into his yard within 3-5 mins while small kids play?

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Snapchat glasses + Mark Andreessen =

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In China battery electric trucks and hybrid trucks now outsell diesel trucks for the first time.

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Press cutting Lancashire Telegraph, 20 April 2008: Shepherd's pie recipe rumpus. Subhead: Petrol bomb threat in tomato topping row. By ANDREW BELLARD A dispute over the contents of a shepherd's pie proved to be a recipe for brotherly disharmony. Blackburn magistrates heard that John Garvin thought that the pie his brother Michael made should have been topped with tomatoes but Michael disagreed. The upshot was that John, who was hit over the head with a shovel, reacted by threatening to petrol bomb his brother's flat. And he ended up spending a night in custody to allow tempers to cool. John Garvin, 47, of Montague Street, admitted a breach of the peace and was bound over in £100 to keep the peace for 12 months. Catherine Allan, prosecuting, said the brothers lived in separate flats next to each other. On the day of the culinary dispute they had been drinking together since 7am. "The argument started because there were no tomatoes on the shepherds pie that Michael made for tea and John thought this was wrong," said Miss Allan. John called his brother an offensive name and then said he was going to petrol bomb his flat. "Michael was concerned by this threat because on a previous occasion John had started a fire in his own flat," said Miss Allan. Liz Parker, defending, said her client did not accept making a remark about petrol bombing his brother's flat. "He does say that his brother hit him over the head with a shovel and it is very clear there was a lot of trouble over nothing," she added. (The article has a pullout quote which says “It is very clear there was a lot of trouble over nothing” - LIZ PARKER in large letters) District Judge Peter Ward, who imposed the bind over, asked in court: "You can make shepherd's pie without tomatoes can't you?" But 'legal' opinion at Blackburn magistrates, where the issue became quite a talking point, was divided. A female defence solicitor said it should be made with lamb and topped with sliced tomatoes and that a pie made with b…

Press cutting Lancashire Telegraph, 20 April 2008: Shepherd's pie recipe rumpus. Subhead: Petrol bomb threat in tomato topping row. By ANDREW BELLARD A dispute over the contents of a shepherd's pie proved to be a recipe for brotherly disharmony. Blackburn magistrates heard that John Garvin thought that the pie his brother Michael made should have been topped with tomatoes but Michael disagreed. The upshot was that John, who was hit over the head with a shovel, reacted by threatening to petrol bomb his brother's flat. And he ended up spending a night in custody to allow tempers to cool. John Garvin, 47, of Montague Street, admitted a breach of the peace and was bound over in £100 to keep the peace for 12 months. Catherine Allan, prosecuting, said the brothers lived in separate flats next to each other. On the day of the culinary dispute they had been drinking together since 7am. "The argument started because there were no tomatoes on the shepherds pie that Michael made for tea and John thought this was wrong," said Miss Allan. John called his brother an offensive name and then said he was going to petrol bomb his flat. "Michael was concerned by this threat because on a previous occasion John had started a fire in his own flat," said Miss Allan. Liz Parker, defending, said her client did not accept making a remark about petrol bombing his brother's flat. "He does say that his brother hit him over the head with a shovel and it is very clear there was a lot of trouble over nothing," she added. (The article has a pullout quote which says “It is very clear there was a lot of trouble over nothing” - LIZ PARKER in large letters) District Judge Peter Ward, who imposed the bind over, asked in court: "You can make shepherd's pie without tomatoes can't you?" But 'legal' opinion at Blackburn magistrates, where the issue became quite a talking point, was divided. A female defence solicitor said it should be made with lamb and topped with sliced tomatoes and that a pie made with b…

And lo, it came to pass that the 18th anniversary of the greatest local news story ever told came upon us, and we were sore amazed

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(Subway Australia is owned by a US PE firm.)

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