Seems like you need to come visit the PNW 😈

That’s a big ole dick

Now imagine us tag teaming you 😈

1000% agree. It took two viewings for me to appreciate the depth of this, too.

We share well, and love a man in the middle even more 😈

I’m so mentally exhausted (& anxious & angry &&&…) that I’ve fallen off here. This started as a coping mechanism, a self expression, and a means of connecting.

S/o to the people feeling the same. I wish days were as easy as when the updates we were inundated by were more BlueSky and less doomsday.

The luckiest 🥰💪

See you next week, when you’re back on planet

Thanks stud. It’s a fun time in there 😈

Bonus: now two meals in one lol 😍🤩🤤

🔥😈

We’d make use of you, for sure.

A good time for everyone 😮‍💨😈🔥

Next time you’re around, hit us up. 😈

Enjoy today. Escape, unwind, and decompress.

Off work and time to goon until the boy gets home to take every drop @sortofajock.bsky.social

You betta flex! 😘🥵🥰

👀🤤

Merry Christmas, man!

I unwrapped your present, turns out you’ve been bad, and now you’re gonna get it good 😈

To those celebrating: merry Christmas! To the rest: enjoy the day, ya filthy animals!

Our elevator STAYS broken. @sortofajock.bsky.social has feelings about it.

Kick back, relax, let me do the work. Take a load…in. 😈🤤 @sortofajock.bsky.social

Let’s get huge 😏😈

Big ole meaty pole, needs a release. 😈

Make your way to north for a ful-filling trip

What a fucking view. Woof, stud. Great work.

I have opinions, but first I’d like to see how they look on my floor 😈

No wrong answer, both are surely a great time 😈

Or a pair 😈🤤

This is so godsdamned hot