one of my favorite coworkers (hilarious midwestern wine mom) put in her 2 week notice today and I am DISTRAUGHT 😭

other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

broke up with my therapist, maybe the next one will actually want to listen to what I say and give feedback lmao

overstimulated at the Lowe’s garden center

every day I’m grateful we moved to an established neighborhood that’s been so wonderful and welcoming 😭

Black dog laying in front yard in front of Janeese Lewis-George for DC Mayor yard sign with a ball in his mouth

Stewart said support @cmlewisgeorgew4.bsky.social for mayor!

hit the pen before my haircut. staring in this mirror like

it’s looking like a very plausible outcome that we get progressive YIMBY mayors in New York (Zohran), Seattle (Wilson), Los Angeles (@nithyaforthecity.bsky.social) and DC (@janeese4dc.bsky.social) next year

the full disk of the earth as viewed from a spacecraft window. north is to the lower left. you can see Spain, West Africa, and parts of South America clearly, the rest is covered in patchy clouds. a thin layer of yellow airglow encircles the planet, and greenish aurora shines at the upper right. many stars are visible in the background. there is a particularly bright one in the bottom right (Venus maybe? It’s quite close to the sun right now)

bluesky image compression will destroy this but. wow. views of home from Artemis II. 😍😍😍

GOP actually stands for “Grand Old Pedophiles”

obsessed with the flowers at the Lowe’s garden center, I am no better than a bee

turns out exercising regularly, eating healthier, and not drinking alcohol do wonders for my physical and mental health. flabbergasted.

TSA will be funded by the end of the week lmao

shout out to all the hot dads we saw today

need to be on a beach in a swimsuit stat

attended my first pilates class this evening and I get it now

bad night to be a Guinness

james clyburn retire challenge

NEW KACEY SONG JUST DROPPED!!!!!!! ALBUM OUT MAY 1st!!!!!!

super ✈️ ordering Arby’s with the loml

so many little gay people in my phone

never trust a bitch with 2 first names

I've never watched a single full episode of Love is Blind but do they purposely cast the absolute worst men they can find

chicken Caesar salad for lunch! my waist!!! It’s gone!!!!

bro (romantically with just a hint of horny)

stomach this morning sounding like the 4 second mark of Salt Shaker 😔

George RR Martin the crafty bitch that you are

I am huge nerd and already knew what was coming on A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms tonight but still holy shit

I really used to tweet/post like 40 times a day back in college like that’s crazy

I gotta go Julia, we got cows