bum bududu bum budum bum bum

i'm gay and i want to kill myself

stop fucking around okay pal

this isn't true man

making "posts" on blue sky

petition for Elon Musk to buy Bluesky

🙋‍♂️

what if twitter was woke

two days until we drop episode 1 of the history of the vikings. that's the one where coach norm van brocklin breaks a hotel room tv during a wrestling match with amy klobuchar's dad

gay shit, presumably

now i am become abby poster of bad

so excited to binge all of these when i get out of the psych ward 🙏

its so awesome that the most important power line of my town runs directly through the nature preserve

the barbie movie is praxis! i'm sorry, i have absolutely no idea what that means. i just figured i'd type it up and post it in case anyone else can make heads or tails of it

hey all! if you follow me on twitter, you know the drill. as more and more people join this platform, i think it would be valuable to gather some demographic info. please repost this if you are a total dipshit, and simply hit the like button if you're only kind of a dipshit. thanks!

everything I say I do I am never ironic I am completely serious no matter what

😁

gotta keep the brand consistent

need him so bad