there should be an app that tells you when you get a new freckle

why don't butterflies just go back in the cocoon when they're done flying around and be a worm again

it's worth it if they give us Dodrio Gameboy

there should be playgrounds where you're allowed to get drunk at

i think it would be cool if we had a president that ran up the jet bridge stairs to air force one on all fours like a dog

3M should have outlet stores where you can browse all one billion of their products. 14 aisles of electrical tape

getting real tired of magnets

i clock 30k+ a day at work and I'm tired

upset that she has to wait zero seconds for a snack

you're so skyrim

this is my first post deal with it