It’s kinda crazy that nobody gives Brian Wilson credit for inventing bed rotting

Tired of this Red Army erasure

Hey don’t forget Brett Ratner did the Melania documentary

As if that mfer didn’t tell that kid to spell it “potatoe”

The most degrading part of NY Post reporters attending NYC-DSA endorsement forums is that you know they’re only paying $5/month dues (or have applied for a waiver). It’s horseshit!

People like to use the word “apocryphal” in their writing. It’s like in that Seinfeld episode where Jerry notes how pleasurable it is to say “salsa.”

Sorry. I just keep getting screening invites about that ghastly mess. I saw it at a semi-secret screening last fall. I didn’t take notes so I can’t do a proper review but I’m thinking of writing about the experience of watching it.

This framing is absurd. “I’m starting to lose faith in the country that started a war with us after sending two real estate morons to handle nuclear negotiations and has murdered 165 schoolgirls.” Who the fuck had faith in the U.S. to begin with???

Let me guess: Yes?

Her name was banned from textbooks in Texas. It was a deliberate move by the state.

I go with Rayne Nutrition’s kangaroo maint. It’s like a nasty stew that both cats LOVE. Rayne also has another roo in a can that’s more solid.

Fuck them roos

I did this for my cat and now I’ve got a subscription to the boxed kangaroo. It doesn’t stop being funny

Fuckin nepo babies, man. He’s not even qualified to be ayatollah!

Happy birthday to you and YOURRRRR NEW YORK KNICKS

I think this is AI

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

it must suck when someone steals your work :(

“Look at me like a human boy” is my favorite line in the movie

Link goes to a page not found error.

Ugh yes PLEASE

Kristen Stewart’s Bold Plan to Bring a Beloved Los Angeles Theater Back to Life How the actor-director is restoring the historic Highland Theatre as a community-centered home for adventurous cinema in LA

oh hell yes
www.architecturaldigest.com/story/kriste...

I hate thinking about Woody Allen, Mia Farrow, or Soon-Yi, but this exchange is worth drawing attention to.

ahh a nice night out at the movies. now time to check my phone and see what our mad pedophile king and his evil scheming viziers are up to

Wild Hunny On The Shrouds, Hunny, Grok, Ani, and Elon Musk

Today I read @violetlucca.bsky.social’s piece on THE SHROUDS, Hunny the “extreme obsequiousness” of AI chatbots and how Cronenberg’s films are “extensions of what currently exists”. Have had this essay bookmarked for a while,& today of all days, I really needed it.

violet.substack.com/p/wild-hunny

Ah thank you!

Evangelicals only want one thing and it’s disgusting

Ohhhh boy we got a lil pink nose here

Eyes Wide Shut posting will continue until all files have been redacted