lmao dodgers in disarray

fuck sam altman forever for taking away the last places where we could engage in good faith: the creative arts, which should be a testament to human ingenuity. i am so mad that everything i read or listen to or admire is now tainted with doubt. do you understand? he is a thief of joy and i HATE HIM

call the game call the game 🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️

my post on discord what if the giants were inexplicably good against the dodgers

time it takes for the baseball gods to respond: thirty minutes

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😳

DO NOT LET 𓅭 IN

guess we have to break out these now

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thankfully 🙏

i had me mate set me up!!

wonder if i can sell my 2006 color ipod to some zoomer for $200

followed billy on the band’s insta for a few years and he was literally turning up at some pretty low level events (not even concerts really) and now a couple years later he’s back in a big way and playing arenas again. gives you hope.

i’d like to think tim cook resigned over this glass aqua bullshit

pic added to boost visibility its just Fabio, our black cat, fascinated by his new cat fountain

🚨PLEASE BOOST🚨

my bff/former partner just moved to NYC to live with a family member.

this family member has turned out to NOT be safe AT ALL.

if U r in NYC and can put up a 43yr old trans masc enby for a day or two PLZ respond here or DM me

theyve only been in NYC 2 days they urgently need help

every time there’s a huge quake along the pacific rim my jaw clenches even tighter, tic-tic-tic… 😬

oh shit i’ve never seen this lol

uhm

instagram message request: from a user called “trans_promo_hub” “😍 hey fam, are you interested in account promotion 😍 then buttons reading “block, delete, accept”

** angry goose meme **
promote it to who??
promote it to who, motherfucker??

omg if you’re going to drive people around (taxi, lyft, etc) you should probably know how to get to places and not trust the gps. gps routes are wrong MOST OF THE TIME.

electro today 😫⚡️⚡️⚡️

how to smoke weed on someone's birthday

the poster, a middle aged gothy type girl with wild greying hair with a red streak wearing wayfarer type eyeglasses over a made up face, she is holding up a lit birthday candle

just another wednesday afternoon

birthday cheesecake penny is lighting

closer image of the cheesecake with six candles in a line, with the first two are lit, the third not lit, fourth and fifth lit, and six unlit.

belated birthday celebration included this delicious cheesecake which penny had an arrangement of candles as some math joke, i think

i do NOT eat pork. i hate it, its disgusting. and everyone always tries to sneak it into shit.

BACON

THAT’S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

“$t. loser” is just a much better “sympathy is a knife”

Steamed Hams but it's a German Expressionist Film YouTube video by Tyrone Deise

lol this is a funny variation

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.”. youtu.be/Jsof0cwFPY0

sorry this slayyyter record dominates