If they can’t beat an out-of-form Newcastle at home they won’t have deserved the title. Fulham and WHU games will be tough with the semi-final games in the mix.

Was a great striker but sadly the injuries have caught up to him

They’re nowhere near the levels of their previous title winning teams

Manchester City 2 - 1 The Arsenal - a real shame but they edged it, we can still win the title though

Hadley 0 - 1 Aylesbury United - the calm before tomorrow’s storm

Cockfosters 0 - 0 Haringey Borough - Haringey get the point they need to win the title

RIP Alex Manninger desperately sad news

The very same

The Arsenal 0 (1) - (0) 0 Sporting Club de Portugal - when Havertz won that aerial duel from CF second half I burst into tears of joy

😂

One hand on the trophy!

The most famous Altrincham fan in the world!

Gary Neville will still give Cole Palmer man of the match

Is there a chance that the former other half of Gyokeres might take him back so I don’t have to watch him looking like the tin man from the Wizard of Oz every week?

Wonder what he said lol

It’s been drawn to my attention that the Gyoker has been critical of the pitch in the post-match. Get the Swedish Tom Pope gone in the summer.

The Arsenal 1 - 2 Bournemouth - the pitch looking pristine again, the side wearing like a fifth-day wicket

Cockfosters 1 - 1 AFC Welwyn - another point for Wembley-bound Cockfosters as they plough through their league fixture backlog

The one Southampton fan in our office is back off his sabbatical today, which is somewhat eerie timing

Sporting Club de Portugal 0 - 1 The Arsenal - a smash and grab from Kai at the end in Lisbon

The Arsenal W 0 - 2 Brighton & Hove Albion W - double cup disappointment this weekend

Also if Myles Lewis-Skelly needs a couple stone of ballast to replace what he’s lost I’ve got plenty to spare

Southampton 2 - 1 The Arsenal - Dowman let down by the other 15

Barnet 2 - 2 Bromley - a 101st minute equaliser for the away side against the ten man Bees

About what I’d expect from a game between evenly matched sides where the home side needed two goals to get extra time. Over the two legs, I’d say AFCW deserved to qualify.

I’m also about ten beers deep in Wetherspoons

Chelsea Women 1 (2) - 0 (3) The Arsenal Women - a kind friend drew on the aggregate score because the ever classless Chelsea forgot

Cockfosters 3 - 1 Arlesey Town - rough xG estimate 10.72 - 0.18

Sale date moved to Thursday - a small personal win for complaining on the internet (although I suspect people complaining on X the everything app probably got more traction).

Fingers crossed that remains the case after the hammers they’ve taken to the machine this season. I’m still raging about the sale date though, even Thursday or Friday would have made more sense. Club most likely getting ahead of themselves with potential FA Cup semi final.