Your wife is doing wonderous things. Do make sure to appreciate her efforts with a candle lit dinner and an all expense paid trip at the Baroness
Posts by The Doorman
Salutations, everyone. I sincerely hope you all will make the right decision and vote for Celeste tomorrow. I find her whimsy to be rather... Refreshing.
Do not vote Venator if you know what's best for you. He is but a red stain on the world's whitest gloves.
Oh boo hoo hoo... I'm shaking in my boots; what ever will I do? A mediocre death row convict with his little bolts? How could I ever survive such a fate!
Trying to humor you is exhausting...
I do not think so. You'd be wise to stop aggravating me, however, Five.
That is not very kind, Seven. Your integer value will now be lowered. Hello, Six.
Good morning mortals. Rise and grind, as they say
Do not inquire about the sanguine stain upon my uniform...
Drifter? Hah. I hardly even knew her.
(Is this a joke you humans would call "funny"?)
Apologies for the long absence, friends. Now, you may be wondering: "Doorman, where have you gone?"
Well, let's just say, I've been having my own fun.
Amber hand and Saphire Flame: NOOO!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO COMPLETE MY RITUAL!
The Six Rejuvenated Abram Souls:
They know each other for so long, Doorman doesn't have to care sometimes ๐
#driftdoor #deadlock #doorman #drifter
We are back my friends
I apologize for not making bangers recently
I've been having the worst emotion pain I've ever experienced and it has just been hard to be funny or consistent :( I might get back into it later but this week has been a disaster
I am unlocking my back door. Certainly this will be perfectly fine and not result in any intrusions
7 krillion soul lead, 7 krillion assists, and 7 krillion ult items. Escalating exposure, spirit burn, arctic blast, AND scourge. Just ulted a warden and they evaporated #feelsgoodman. Call that a jackpot
Fan art of characters from the game Deadlock standing in an elevator suspended in a void (the heights are a little off but I went off vibes). Mina with a parasol, Paige clutching a book and the Doorman upfront. The Drifter with a hand on the doorway, Billy in the centre and Victor in the back.
NEW LEAKED DOORMAN ULT ON THE NEW UPCOMING THANKSGIVING UPDATE!!!!๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
#deadlock
The Baroness is undergoing renovations... They've relocated me
Begon from my comment section , scoundrel
Deadman Doorlock
... I can assure you, it has... No dust will grace your eyes, Lady Geist
Ah Lady Geist... You've missed so much, I'm afraid. Why don't we go over it all in the Baroness lounge?
Anyways, Drifter, do please return my calls. You don't need to stalk through the Baroness windows and break in all the time in order to contact me...
DriftDoor? Why is the door drifting away? Please put it back.
I apologize for the language. I take the wordle very seriously.
Wordle 1534 3/6
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