Ah, yes, menopause. The time in life that you wake up drenched in sweat every day and your sheets become threadbare from washing.

I'm convinced that the person who rolls the toothpaste tube carefully is supposed to marry the psychopath that squeezes it. They'll spend the next fifty years having a petty fight over it and still say they had never been happier. It's a universal law the gods have written in time.

Was told by a classics professor that there are rules and expectations of Classicists. Listen, I get one life to ask big questions and explore, I'm not spending more than ten seconds on some arbitrary rules of an old white dude that should be classified as an ancient artifact.

There's a spot very near the end of a semester where the "I don't give a damn comes in". It happens at different times for different people. I'm there. Βάλλ' εις κόρακας!

Following because this is top tier obscure humor and it made my tea come out of my nose amid all the Easter posts I've been seeing😂

You have never been confused until you've been confused in Classical Greek 0.o

"This is a moral moment. It's not left or right but right or wrong." -Sen. Corey Booker

If my hero Booker can talk for that long because he's passionate, I can study longer for finals. I've been feeling like it all was pointless lately. No. It's not. Beyond the barricade there's a world I long to see.

It feels so good to be in a place in my healing that I can love pink again🩷

You would think my dog came home from a fourteen hour shift with the way he's snoring😂 He just had extra zoomies in the yard.

The most religious people are those who are kind simply because they have faith in humanity. Not because they have faith in a deity.

I have carefully curated this timeline to receive just such wonderful news.

My grandfather read all the classics when he was a child. He would tell me the stories when I was young and it's why I'm a Classicist now. He worked at a paper mill for fifty years.

😂 23 later and we're free. Though we skip the apotheosis.

This😂😂 What do you mean that you don't know what the πέπλος is?

Veni, vidi, fessus sum.

Or drink with centaurs.

I'll admit, there are times when I feel as if I'm being watched by an Eldritch horror😂
#classicalstudies #ancientlanguages #Latin

The Crocs should be in combat mode because you have a fan to hit people with😂

Reading Aristophanes hits different right now...

How it started and how it's going. I love having a home that I can paint however I want.

#art #painting #acrylics

"Our belief is often strongest when it should be weakest. That is the nature of hope " -Sazed, Mistborn by Brandon Sanderson.

I adore this😂

So if this is for holiday prep, are you this methodical in everyday life? I feel like I need to take classes from you😂❤️

The absolute joy that I have that you know what they are! They're the most adorable awkward animal on the planet❤️

My favorite animal is an Okapi. Idk what it says about me but explaining it to people since I was nearly five has certainly been a workout😂

You have a spreadsheet 0.o How strange to feel inadequacy and amazement simultaneously.

I despise them. My feet slip over the bumps and it makes me hyper aware of the sensation of bones in my body and my teeth itch. The irrational, overstimulated, absolute feral creature I become belongs in a shadow realm.