POTUS’s MOCA test might have looked like this…. 🤣

Says it all.

“Rub-a-dub-dub, you losers! I win!”

And keep your distance from bison while admiring from afar.

This dumbass idolizing putz also likely doesn’t know that the UN building is a diplomatically immune area in New York, so arresting innocent “offenders” is frowned upon. Trump doesn’t need any help looking, sounding, or smelling bad or foolish. He does that every minute of every day.

Ah, for the good old days when belligerent crackpots and wingnuts were pointedly banned from sensible social media.

Before the Dark Times.

Before the Empire.

SEPTEMBER 23, 2025: Millions of religious zealots flocked to hospitals today, having suddenly found themselves with unexplained hernias in various places.
Eschaton scholars reluctantly admitted that they had misread the writings and realized it was RUPTURE Day, as opposed to what they had predicted.

RedHaT: “Oh boy! Been waitin’ fer this!”

St. P: (Raises eyebrow) “To get into Heaven, you must spell the Secret Word.”

RH: “Oh, this’ll be EASY!”

St. P: “The word is ‘Super…califragilisticexpialidocious.’”

🧵2/end

St. Peter: “Professor, to get into Heaven, you must spell the Secret Word.”

PhD: “Very well.”

St. P: The word is “Super.”

PhD: “S-U-P-E-R.”

St.P: “Welcome! Next!”

🧵1/2

“Someone’s knocking at the door.”
“Sounds like it’s a horse,”
“What? How do you know??”
“It’s Autumn. Horses go door-to-door around this time.”
“Huh?”
“It’s the Autumn Equine-knocks.”

“Internet, you SEE… I’m a dog.”

Look up Horst Wessel.

That’s what they’re setting him up as.
They’ll have the “Charlie Kirk Song” composed and on Spotify and YouTube by Monday.

If I were @randyrainbow.bsky.social I’d beat them to it. 🤭

You can find the tune on YouTube.

@randyrainbow.bsky.social

Look up Horst Wessel.

That’s what they’re setting him up as.
They’ll have the “Charlie Kirk Song” composed and on Spotify and YouTube by Monday.

If I were Randy Rainbow, I’d beat them to it. 🤭

E. T. - the Xenomorph.

Because your friends don’t dance, and if they don’t dance, then they’re no friends of his.

New, more accurate sign:

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I’m convinced that the lead actor in @jamesgunn.bsky.social’s “Superman” movie is responsible for the terrible heat and humidity in the American Midwest.

Here’s the evidence:

“'CORN SWEAT' AND CLIMATE CHANGE BRING SWELTERING WEATHER TO the MIDWEST.”

So, It’s all David Corn Sweats fault!

😜😂

Attention Protestors and Resisters:

There are inexpensive small video and sound recording cameras available from Amazon. (Search “body cam.”)

They can be clipped to a lapel or pocket and do not scream “I’m Recording” like holding a phone does, and leave your hands free. About $30 too.

Consider.

Scanlon: You don’t schedule a meeting for 1 a.m. unless you’re trying to hide something. This bill is terrible. Republicans have been very reluctant to defend what’s in it.

CBP. ICE. HSI.

The modern-day
SD, SiPo, KriPo, Gestapo, RHSA, SS…

IN AMERICA.

The follow-up to this scene is still hilarious.

Colonel "Bat" Guano: Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?
Mandrake: What?
Guano: You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

One of the greatest dog toys in history. Hold it to your mouth and go “Doot-do-doo” and most will pop their ears up and grab it. Then shred it!

Happy “Sink O’De Mayo.”
And for my medical friends, a bonus “Mayo Stand.”