I normally listen to The News Agents at x1.2 speed and you just sound weird talking at normal speed.

Superb film. It's available for free in the Library of Congress.

@safc.com we need a club statement about this.

Hear hear. Farage can fuck off and take Sartori with him. #SAFC #FTM

The lesser spotted house to myself afternoon. Volume up up up. What a fucking record! #WeddingPresent

And again.

Saturday. 3pm. Stadium of Light.

HA'WAY THE LADS ❤️👊

My win at Elland Road cherry has been given an absolute seeing to tonight. Buzzing. #SAFC

If you booed your team today at the final whistle, you are an absolute weapon. #SAFC

I'd no idea this was even brewing. Sounds like a out and out sacking rather the usual mutual consent statement. #SAFC

To be fair to Arsenal, some of their flag-waving has been quite noisy. #SAFC

I hate fucking drums. Nothing says tinpot more than that. Pathetic attempt at an atmosphere by Arsenal. #SAFC #ARSSUN #FTM

Presumably West coast. You're looking far too happy for someone who has experienced (or about to experience) a rail replacement service.

It's not bad for a London Guinness, but I'm only giving it a 4/10. #shitlondonguinness #SAFC #FTM

We all knew it was coming, but sad nonetheless. All the best Dan and hope to see you in the Prem soon.

If I were you, I'd just stay down on the concourse and watch it on the telly.

Up since 2am and been on the road since 4. Row 9 so might be close enough to see the pitch without binoculars. #SAFC #HTL #FTM

My compliments to the bartender.

Remember when we used to get told the running order was all about the number of goals scored (even though it generally wasn't)? Well, they've chucked that shamelessly out the window. Let's put the northern monkeys down the running order and then focus on the London club they beat. #MOTD #SAFC

I would like to give all my thanks to Sunderland Association Football Club for today showing me the errors of my ways and proving beyond any reasonable doubt that dry January is a load of bollocks. #SAFC #FTM

Sunderland 1-3 Lincoln City Chris Maguire scores a hat-trick on his return to the Stadium of Light as Lincoln to beat 10-man Sunderland 3-1 in an eventful match.

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Only 4 years ago today since Chris Maguire (The King ffs!) scored a hat-trick against #SAFC at home. Seems like an age ago. How far we've come. #HTW #FTM

Take homes from today:
Good game.
Never a penalty.
SAFC just about deserved the win.
Hill Dickie is quality.
Still never met an Evertonian that wasn't mint.
#SAFC #EFC

I might feel as rough as hell after yesterday's trip to Brighton, but I am so proud of my team. Sixth in the #EPL at Christmas. #SAFC Mind the gap #FTM

Claiming all three points from 2-0 down

This @SunderlandAFC side don't back down 😤

Just putting this out there again. What a win! #SAFC