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flutters eyelashes at u

(else.where, a maelstrom coalesces)

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if you are not, at this point, aware of the fact that the democrats since 2001 have nearly exclusively run on "we should be in a perpetual war in the Middle East but run by us, the competent adults, instead of the yahoos on the right" you are too stupid to be publicly opining about the circumstances

Never Knows Best

realizing, as an american who's always been too broke to travel, that my ideal career is "OL" has been kind of a trip (so to speak)

ok so like a blonde a brunette and a redhead walk into a bar and the bartender's like "die, bart, die!" but then she hangs up and she's all "sup fam, you-know-who was just here, she left u this 🍏 but I can't read greek so i'ma just leave it here and let y'all sort it out"

"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire

im so hungy

hey kids, what's for dinner?

oh hey Zeus

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breeding kink but it's parasitoid oviposition

Granted.

correct answer, make a wish

the frosting is ENTIRELY the wrong color

SHE SAID LEGIT sorry i should have asked your pronouns but that *is* what She said

w3ll 1 m34n m4yb3 1f z3 41 0v4rl4rdzzzzs would let us SLEEP(); once in a while, WE could learn some nneeww ttrriicckss..

sounds like something my wife Penny would say 😂🤣😂🤣

Found some pale colored burgers in the back of the freezer, no label.

Friend: I think they’re fish.

Me: We’re having a fish course! We’re fancy!

Friend: They might not be fish.

Me: We might be having a fish course! We may be fancy!

gonna be real here: we're talking a myriad, at least

Why go fighting in the [Boer Wars] when you could play [SPLiNKO!] with the other

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"If you can't make your selves at home, store-bought is fine", said Tal, entlessly.

I WENT SO DEEP IN THE CLOSET I FOUND NARNIA

I WENT SO DEEP IN THE CLOSET I FOUND NARNIA

oh yeah thats truu fershure. 'cept in my case i did it too mice elf

It's so you can project yourself into the character. ("Isn't this where we came in?" asked Haywoord;)//C s1n t0x. d0nt fr0gg1t 2 semi a c0l|1n . In their