'You were described as 'a bit weedy', and yet you still disappoint.'

Isn't Trench Cunt the journalist from Ted Lasso?

'Here we are at The Strand, so all together now....'
(entire audience) 'HAVE A BANANA!'

You could go and get a tattoo of a pygmy hippo. Or a giraffe. Lorelai on one arse cheek, Rory on the other.

All time great character greeting 'How is your arse for love bites?'

Flexible Shag Pretzel is a great name for a tour show. Amazing poster. Even better merch.

Your alternative interpretations of what the bargewoman 'immediately does' to Toad really encapsulated the essence of this whole podcast; Edwardian literary conventions, social commentary of class struggle, and inappropriate hilarious filth.

Just keep being you. Because what you are is pretty good squirrel.

For decades I've randomly started singing 'I tell you sisters, and I tell you true, you can't get uplift bras in turquoise blue....'

- Every episode of Taskmaster.
- The TV Glow.
- The Sign (and it opened up my eyes).
- It. Said It. Sorted It.
- Goody Proctor with the Devil.

I didn't like it. It's dense and dark and not once do the gargoyles start singing. Was always an odd choice to turn into a cartoon musical, they had to make a LOT of changes to stop it being depressing nightmare fuel.

Ooo, ahh, jester little bit, ooo, ahh, a little bit more

Welcome, to Jester Minute!

Anne: Bell, Acton
Charlotte: Bell, Currer
Emily: Bell, Ellis
Branwell: Bell, End

Once your kid's in school though you'll get every seasonal event - and requests for assistance with them - forced upon you; there'll be costumes, bake sales and rituals up the wazoo, so enjoy the peace while you can.

Queen twice, Queen Mother, but in her final years she was Ælf on the Shelf.

....and a rat roasting at 180!

Only a vague memory, must have been late 70s or early 80s? With an evil reindeer running around the school, eating pupils? I just remember the ending, where the lunch lady revealed the defeated and roasted reindeer as the Christmas dinner... completely glossing over how it's a cannibalism turducken.

But the street cum was fine?

Lovely, and apt, Nutkin callback

Trilobyte is quite an apt umbrella term for all the storage space you use for data you've scavenged over the years, won't delete, will keep paying for, but realistically will never utilise.

Absolute earworm. I've been involuntarily singing this for hours.

Completely fucked me, and I'm not even a fysh.

Yo-Yo. Yo-Yo, Yo-Yo. Yo-Yo, Yo-Yo. Yo-Yo, there's no limit.

All centaurs, all the time.

Indisputably 'cunty as hell'

Well that's just silly. A balanced diet should also include fruit (Chocolate Orange), variety of textures and shapes (Lunch Hoops), and protein (Eggathon, a minimum of annually).

a man in a basketball uniform says `` your art matters '' while standing in front of a crowd . ALT: a man in a basketball uniform says `` your art matters '' while standing in front of a crowd .

Oh, what bloody now?! You weren't including copywritten clips or material, there was discussion of academic book content but you weren't giving away full texts or anything.... unless Kent Uni objected to Olly basically giving away a postgraduate level course for free. How annoying and stressful.

Give yourself an in memoriam tap on the cleavage with a pastry fork.