The Onion!Infowars Store having both a "turn your piss into gold" and a "turn your gold into piss" product currently "sold out" is an extremely good bit.

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

Hikaru Shida and Nyla Rose as former enemies turned tag partners would fix me is all I’m saying 🤼‍♀️

Bryan: all I do is put on a realistic bear costume and rummage through Antonio Inoki’s garbage cans every so often.

There’s an Antonio Inoki fan club on my island with Bryan, Sareee, Miu Watanabe, and an oc as its members

a screenshot that reads: Bluesky paid you Apr 20 + $4.99 Please... stop posting

finally. royalties are coming through #BlueskyAmbassador

Put him in The Undertaker's Coffin Sponsored By Wingstop.

Me, in a bar, experiencing gender euphoria, while wearing a black shirt with white text that says "BORDERS ARE FAKE WRESTLING IS REAL" from the podcast Wednesday Night Fake Fights. Pat MacAfee just went thru the announce desk

Repping @wnffpod.bsky.social at #gcw The Collective today (and also this bar where they're showing Mania)

Thank you Bandit. What an honor to see this match. Best of luck ♥️

"Bodies" by Drowning Pool, but he just keeps counting while saying nothing is wrong with him

#AEW #Stardom

Lio Rush takes a photo at WrestleCon with Boogeyman

Father and Son #AEW

I am having the most incredible day

"I like titles"

Reposting just to say I appreciate the screengrab.

SMOOCHIES

Toad of Frogland

Avasarala from the Expanse with a speech bubble to a tweet insulting the Martian eclipse and saying it was another W for Earth, the best planet in the universe

stolen from @ausir.bsky.social

In order to protect our men, we’ve constructed a labyrinth and trapped Jolene inside it

Also at Big Gay Brunch this very Saturday!!

this is such an ideal blunt rotation i need to light up with these freaks so badly 🤼

#AEW

if you didn't kick out of it before three, you didn't kick out.

i don't hate mjf, but as a general rule, if you don't kick out before three, you didn't.

I get to do this in just a few days 🤩

Seagull loudly yells "he is a bastard"

Nobody:

Justin Roberts:

#AEW

Fun Fact:

When I was working with Thekla on her theme and she heard BLOOD IN MY EYES, she came up with POISON IN MY VEINS.

By the time the theme was done, we would get on the phone and she'd be like MIIIIKEYYYYYY and I'd be like THEEEKLLAAAAAA! 😂

#AEWDynasty

no, but I'm done with 8 PM EST on a Sunday starts, c'mon now #AEW 🤼

oh my GOD yes any logical person would want this tbh let’s do it

"Bottoms up... Tops down?"

Mina Shirakawa and Harley Cameron are not taking recent events well as #AEWCollision continues on TNT and HBO Max

[barking in approval]

#AEWCollision

Apparently I care about Finlay a lot more with him holding a belt in his mouth like that 🤔

I bow at the altar of the wrestling gods so that Saya Kamitani will wrestle the AEW roster

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)