Need help squirting some cream on that cake ☺️

Would rub everything I see 😛

They look fantastic tbf

hey handsome, would you like to invest in me stroking your chest? 😂😗

Death stranding 2 isn't about fixing the world. It's about building a working road infrastructure whilst I listen to the same Caroline Polachek song on repeat.

I see Super Mario Maker Mario personally 😅😙

Yo these ones look so good! Definitely my fave out of the lot

Can I grab it please 🥵

Looking thick 🥵

Ooh, something else to place the shells on 😅

I'm not gay!

This is why I have the arse of giving no shits. It is always ready

Beautiful man with perfect fur 😍

I very much appreciate this 🫣

Stop itttt 🤭😉

Hehe thank you! Will dm you and let you have a laugh because its insanely random and far too long to explain in a status lol x

Aww cheers handsome!

Treated myself to a new tattoo btw but I liked my smile and body here, so take it all!

Back after a nice long break (and a coincidental string of terrible news and mishaps), I hope the gays are 🌟living🌟

10/10 would defo reach around 😛

Thank you daddy bear 🐻

This out of all then hurt the most, had my leg doing spasms for the while time 😭 also based it on a picture of utada hikaru!

That is what a bum should be 👐

Yours always looks so rock hard 😍

What a weapon 🥵

Oh my 😍

Is he splitting the bill with you?

The only one I have is when I got my cyborg tattoo. Which no one sees because of where it is 🫠

Would love to touch that 👀

Batman throwing a massive punch i see 😂🥵