All too easy.
#FascistFries
#McConOlds

Pretty much.

The jokes write themselves, folks.

#McConOlds

"What do you mean, you didn't want onions? I took your order, it was a perfect order, everyone said Idid nothing wrong.

Meanwhile at Nathan's, they're eating the dogs..."

Figure I'd bring a few of my old Twitter memes over, just to get things rolling here.

Make America Healthy Again by watching the anti-union, overtime-hating billionaire—whose diet consists solely of KFC and McDonald's—cosplay as a worker who barely gets paid enough to survive.

My girlfriend just now: "Don't forget, I'm going to be away several evenings this week."

Me: "Okay. Remind me, what days exactly?"

Her: "Monday, Tuesday...Wednesday I think... i forget..."

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Only men who are insecure about their package check out another man's package.

Take a moment to truly understand just how many of our current problems in society stem from Angry White Men who can't accept they're BALD.

Take a moment to truly understand just how many of our current problems in society stem from Angry White Men who can't accept they're BALD.

He's a rapist.

No, wait, that's a reason NOT to vote for him.

Let me try again: He's a convicted felon.

Dammit! I'm terrible at this.

Last try: He has dementia.

Shit. Sorry, I can't come up with a GOOD reason.

Guess I'm voting #HarrisWalz2024

Same. I haven't entirely decided to abandoned Twitter completely BUT if this place gets any traction I'm certainly open to it.

So to anyone who knows me from Twitter, I'm slowly setting up shop here.

If you don't know me already, we'll, let's just make my stance real clear to avoid misunderstandings later, k?

I appreciate the follow. Slowly moving over here and away from fascist X.
💙 #HarrisWalz2024

Let's just hope this one isn't run by or bought by a fascist.
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