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The Raging Demon Dutch Oven

2 days ago 2828 1053 40 64
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without context I'm just imagining a ballot measure that says "SAVE YOUR COUNTRY" and republicans angrily voting "NO"

20 hours ago 874 90 12 2
A painting of a stoat standing up and smiling as a snowflake lands on their nose. The background is changing seasons, with spring flowers and neon green grass at the bottom, shifting to summer grass, autumn grass and red leaves, and a snow topped mountain and branches at the top. There are little bugs investigating throughout (a monarch butterfly, a ladybug, and a bee.) The stoat is in the middle, and their fur color changes from brown to white to match the seasons.

A painting of a stoat standing up and smiling as a snowflake lands on their nose. The background is changing seasons, with spring flowers and neon green grass at the bottom, shifting to summer grass, autumn grass and red leaves, and a snow topped mountain and branches at the top. There are little bugs investigating throughout (a monarch butterfly, a ladybug, and a bee.) The stoat is in the middle, and their fur color changes from brown to white to match the seasons.

A stoat changing coats. ❄️🌷

1 week ago 2772 856 19 5
Brdiget from Guilty Gear in the style of the comic, Peanuts playing with a yoyo

Brdiget from Guilty Gear in the style of the comic, Peanuts playing with a yoyo

🐻🛐
#GGST #GuiltyGear #FGC #FightingGames #arcsys #Bridget

2 weeks ago 826 284 5 2
Sol Badguy from Guilty Gear in the style of the comic, Peanuts yelling

Sol Badguy from Guilty Gear in the style of the comic, Peanuts yelling

🔥🤺
#GGST #GuiltyGear #FGC #FightingGames #arcsys #SolBadGuy #illArt

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Panel 1: Shen is sitting on a bench in a gym locker room, wearing a sweaty yellow tank-top (and sweating, himself), holding a water bottle, and talking to a guy with a towel slung over his shoulder. He has a disgruntled expression. He says "Bro I never should've hired the dark wizard as my fitness coach."

Panel 2: A dark wizard is spotting Shen on the bench press. Shen is huffing lifting the weight. The dark wizard, who wears a red hood with grey horns and a purple cloak, and has a long pointy nose and fingers, small severe eyes, and a big dark brown beard and eyebrows, is saying "The path to TRUE power is not these plebeian exercises, but to know the 7 ARCANE UTTERANCES."

Panel 3: Top-down view of Shen, sweating, frustrated, on the bench. "THEN JUST TELL ME THE UTTERANCES!!" he says.

Panel 4: View from Shen's perspective of the wizard's long nose and face looking down at him sternly. "EARN THEM!!!!" he yells.

Panel 1: Shen is sitting on a bench in a gym locker room, wearing a sweaty yellow tank-top (and sweating, himself), holding a water bottle, and talking to a guy with a towel slung over his shoulder. He has a disgruntled expression. He says "Bro I never should've hired the dark wizard as my fitness coach." Panel 2: A dark wizard is spotting Shen on the bench press. Shen is huffing lifting the weight. The dark wizard, who wears a red hood with grey horns and a purple cloak, and has a long pointy nose and fingers, small severe eyes, and a big dark brown beard and eyebrows, is saying "The path to TRUE power is not these plebeian exercises, but to know the 7 ARCANE UTTERANCES." Panel 3: Top-down view of Shen, sweating, frustrated, on the bench. "THEN JUST TELL ME THE UTTERANCES!!" he says. Panel 4: View from Shen's perspective of the wizard's long nose and face looking down at him sternly. "EARN THEM!!!!" he yells.

2 weeks ago 7760 1096 29 17

Discord's April Fools' joke was that they added an integrated browser game into the app and I genuinely didn't realise it was meant to be a joke because I'm so used to them jamming in bullshit features I immediately ignore

2 weeks ago 4322 909 80 64
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In Super Mario 64 DS, giant characters normally cannot crawl. However, reading a sign pounded halfway into the ground forces the character into a crawling pose. When giant, this results in the character's giant posterior completely blocking the entire screen.

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Fucker Has Nerve To Be 22 Years Old

Fucker Has Nerve To Be 22 Years Old

Fucker Has Nerve To Be 22 Years Old

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SECRETARY RUBIO: Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Irans had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have had a much different country.

SECRETARY RUBIO: Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Irans had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have had a much different country.

objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country

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I have to know what phishing email he opened to make this happen

3 weeks ago 3517 465 77 43
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apparently when i was doing this "drawing every animal crossing cat ever" thing i wasnt active on bluesky so its been a while... since u blueskyers havent seen all these yet im sharing all the ones i have so far... most of these were drawn in 2024... ankha in 2025...

3 weeks ago 958 289 11 0

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

4 weeks ago 14956 2491 73 30
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I’m at ICE HQ

4 weeks ago 16144 3173 71 36
teaser image for Dune 3, except it's called Doug, and Paul and Chani are replaced with Doug and Patti

teaser image for Dune 3, except it's called Doug, and Paul and Chani are replaced with Doug and Patti

1 month ago 4879 1033 38 33
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miki - ça pik un peu quand même
miki - ça pik un peu quand même YouTube video by Miki

WHipS ASS => this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1At...

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Reporter: “If you could say something to Trump, what would it be?”

PA voter: “You're a worthless pile of shit.”

Reporter: “How many times did you vote for him?”

PA voter: “Three times. That was my bad. Apparently I'm an idiot.”

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🐉☁️🦋🦋🦋

2 years ago 2017 761 10 3
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BREAKING: WE DID IT!!! LUDOVIC IS COMING HOME!!!

The judge, clearly moved by 20 people turning up in person alongside 20 online, ruled entirely in Lud’s favor with low bond.

Update to come when he is home. The team is optimistic about his hearing in May.

#FREELUD

1 month ago 2663 1144 30 45
Re9 leon but pokopia ditto style

Re9 leon but pokopia ditto style

my pokopia copy is FINALLY arriving today 😩

1 month ago 2637 414 14 5

If you’re roughly my age, it’s wild to reflect on the optimism for the future Americans felt when Obama was elected — young Americans spontaneously took to the streets to celebrate! — and contrast with what we face today. The falloff over the past 18 years is hard to process.

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Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

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100% the best 2D zelda games ever made

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Throwback to some OoA/OoS stuff!

1 month ago 1347 436 19 3
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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened 🫡

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Meanwhile:

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love this for Virginia, Blacksburg, and especially the parts of Roanoke County who will hate this ❤️

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this started as a shower thought and then i drew it

2 months ago 1261 387 28 10