slimepost-generator on tumblr: "it's ok to keep secrets, everybody has some skeletons in the closet. Wraiths in the attic. Ghosts in the bedroom. Mummy in the kitchen. Enchanted armor on the stairs. Slimes in the basement. Maybe a giant spider in the backyard. Beholder or two in the garage. Vampires are also in the closet" slimepost-generator: "my house is very unsafe"
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hi hi!! we're doing a small sale with Iroh cards!
This physical set is available to purchase for limited time, so don't miss your chance and support me create more animations!
get yours here: ko-fi.com/s/b8098cd48e
lady wearing a shirt that has been badly edited to say "I joined BlueSky and all I got was blocked by the technical advisor who tried to cool his phone off in a pool and also this jpeg of a t-shirt"
Imagine giving an audience an infinite source of tomatoes and then constantly getting mad every time someone tosses one at you
Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) on twitter: "White collar jobs in 2016: Free cold brew on tap! Conference rooms? Too old school! We're yoga ball people. We have catered lunch on Wednesdays. If your benefits don't cover something you need, tell us! White collar jobs in 2026: Use Chat GPT or we'll hit you"
Jordan Klepper nearly loses his mind hearing MAGA defend Trump's AI Jesus pic and his war with the pope
A realistic plush Protoceratops sits on a paving slab in a garden. They are made of detailled digitally painted fabric with details such as green plastic eyes and quills on the tail. Their colour scheme is warm browns and greens.
The realistic plush protoceratops stands on it's hind legs, front legs against a tree. It's head is reaching up as if to eat new buds from the tree- watch out, protoceratops, that's a laburnum! Don't eat that, it's toxic!
I've got this big pal finished! They're a half-size, pose-able Protoceratops! They have a plastic armature throughout their body allowing a range of poses, surrounded by polyester stuffing which means they're still squishy!
For sale over on my website: www.palaeoplushies.com/shop/12-pose...
I've reduced him down to £650!
Are you gonna offer yourself to her or not??
Character - Ishtar from the Fate series
Piece for anon
No glasses alt
She’s a snake… And she’s big… So can we call her... Big Snake?
(Medesa comm part 3/3)
Boob grabs are so hot, I'd draw them all the time were they not so hard to draw...
But what goddess do you worship to earn eternal damnation upon a demon queen's waistline?
/)_< I forgot to paint his nails
menos and soda at night (1/3) (old 2nd exclusive gift)
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Linkin ma bio
This month’s pinup poll winners are Elfuda and Kuroeda!
And this time, they‘re swapping outfits!
Early access on Patreon
Magma thing
This drawing is 100% digital, which is new to me
@wonderbutlewd.bsky.social is the owner of Sakura, this adorable (and stuffed) gobbo 🥹
cw: stuffing
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commission for @gimmedatass3.bsky.social
menos and soda at night (2/3) (old 2nd exclusive gift)
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Linkin ma bio
This cannot be real and yet
God you can't take liberals seriously on anything. He said he'd steal from the Louvre, Mein Gott!
dhuartson: Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.
This is not wrong.
Screenshot of a social media post by Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu) that reads: "One of my biggest hopes for the future is that we can come up with some sort of test in utero to determine if a child is going to grow up to be transsexual, and then opt them out of the gene pool. It's, I can tell you firsthand, it's a horrific way to grow up, one that no ethical person should want to inflict on a child. The reason the trans community is so unstable online is the developmental damage that we invariably get. It's like a house being built where every floor is leaning, and by the time you get to the top, the entire structure is unstable. Repairing that damage has taken me a lifetime."
Brianna Wu advocates for the extermination of trans people by engaging in eugenicist selective abortions of fetuses determined to be trans.
🚨ICE prison hunger strike extends into third day at Michigan’s North Lake Detention Center.
“They’re treating us like animals,” one prisoner says. Female prisoners held SOS sign to window. Via @jordanchariton.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/statusco...
Trump's latest budget is the culmination of 40 years of increasing social control in America.
Remember that over half of defense spending flows to private contractors, like the drone manufacturers Trump's sons are now major investors in.
All of this is absurd.
Eve
Quest giver conundrums - Commission for @hornbycrab.bsky.social!
How They Met Part 21
(posted a month early on http://patreon.com/awd Support for more!