Oh wait no, I know. This is cause I tapped on a point of sale system then ate a sandwich without washing my hands. Even licked a finger when sauce got on it. Yeahhhh, that seems about right.

Ohhhh she soooo angy. Why she so angy? Is it Viral? Bacterial? Fungal? Stress? Allergy? Parasitic? Somehow related to spraying hazardous chemicals in the vague vicinity of my closed water bottle? We may never know.

Trying hard not to freak out because my tummy is upset before a vacation nearly the same way it got upset last year before having to cancel a vacation.

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

I mean, he’s got a big enough personality. I think he could make it work. Maybe.

But alternatively: massive attack beetle is pretty fuckin stellar???

Why is one the album title and one the band name tho?

Sure, if you don’t like your eyeballs being electrocuted I guess.

At some point it would be really nice to open the pandora’s box of ‘… did we?’

Wrong across both ends of the conversation, that’s pretty impressive.

Could run lines through the rubber? I typically discharge into usb connectors on the side.

I mean, nothing about law or religion or society remotely resonates with the current administration. It is nakedly about power, control, theft, and destruction. I think what the signers would be most horrified of is our broader cowardice in the face of such monstrous, ravenous, simpering lunacy.

This is absolutely hilarious

Well, guess I’ll go get the milk I bought then left in the car overnight.

Needs to be continued music

Don’t you dare make me bottom post.

Uh huh

*nodding*

Such a good jacket!

Re: nostalgia for VHS tapes and other analog media, I saw someone say like "a VHS tape never sold my information to a nazi" and yes that's true! But the reason it's true is actually because Congress passed a law in 1988 specifically making it illegal for video stores to sell your rental history

I mean, sounds to me like her crew weren’t obeying!

Upgrading bios and chipset drivers may help any pcie issues, too.

In order of likely culprit:
Usb
Ram
Gpu
Motherboard
Cpu
(Mayyyybe ssd?)
Power supply

The dpc timeout is most often a gpu driver issue, but it can result from weird activity on pcie (say from usb or motherboard faults, from ram issues causing faulty bits, or from other sources of system lag (ssd).

That’s not very far from the truth irl either :/.

Some people have misunderstood this.

We literally saw how Claude itself, coded by Claude, turns one API call into a DOS of thousands upon thousands of API calls done in the sloppiest fucking way possible.

This postmortem shows Bluesky vibecoded a function to DOS itself, in a similarly stupid way.

Uh huh uh huh

Okay rude.

S/o to ds1 being cutest, ds2 being the one I want to bite me the most, and ds3 for chinnnnnnnn.

We are so far beyond even Teapot Dome levels of "government captured by private industry" in this country, and Democrats genuinely seem to believe their unpopularity is driven by being too nice to trans people, instead of being driven by their screamingly obvious hypocrisy about this.

Hot.

It’s a whole thing. They added a setting to turn it off on desktop but not the app yet.