Tasmyn Muir sure likes to accelerate the plot from "slow moving intrigue" to mach five billion in the last act almost as much as she enjoys laying memetic landmines for the terminally online
anywho I enjoyed The Locked Tomb series, thanks @probablymarin.bsky.social for the recommendation!
A meme showing Skeletor saying "When you capture a Mizutsune, you're basically sending it to horny jail," then running away saying "See you again, hunter!". This is a reference to male Mizutsune from Monster Hunter canonically getting overly aggressive during mating season, requiring Hunters to bonk and send them to horny jail.
this is all I can think about after learning why #mizutsune from #monsterhunter are so angy
she's just buffering
Low-contrast vector graphic artwork of Urqopacha at dusk. Urqopacha is a location introduced in the Dawntrail expansion of Final Fantasy XIV and is heavily inspired by mountainous regions of South America. There is a shadow of an Au Ra riding a flying capybara on the right side of the image, midway between the top and the bottom. Original artwork by me, Inkscape, December 2025.
#FFXIV #Dawntrail has a lot of memorable locales, but there's something about Urqopacha that makes me pause and admire the scenery every time I go there. No matter the time of day, or the weather, visiting this beautiful place never fails to put a smile on my face.
Meme that says "Fellas, if your girl believes in the power of crystals, wants you to kneel before them, and pushes you away, that's not your girl, that's Kam'lanaut"
what goes through my silly head every time I queue for san d'oria #ffxiv
petition to add "jazz juice" to the list of slang terms for cannabis
Screenshot of the "Vore" application in an app store. The joke is that it's impossible to tell whether the developers knew if vore has another meaning.
I finally understand superposition
i waited 7 years for silksong and all i got was sosig
(please post the sosig artwork)
day 1 of adding llm prompt injections into congressional contact forms until their staff quits
chat is this homophonophobia
Animated image of a Tonberry, which is a short, green-skinned, yellow eyed monster clad in brown robes from Final Fantasy. The Tonberry slowly raises a knife, which glints ominously. The head is rounded, making it more like the Tonberries in FFXIV.
sometimes you have a normal one and sometimes you spend an hour making a tonberry emote because why aren't there more tonberry emotes betterttv.com/emotes/68c03...
Image simulating a photograph of an old betting odds list. The list is of who might ultimately be the President of the Arcadion from Final Fantasy XIV's Dawntrail 8-player raid series. The text reads: THE GOLD SAUCER "WHO IS THE PRESIDENT?" SUSPECTS IN THE OWNERSHIP OF THE ARCADION METEM 2/1 PRESERVATION 5/2 SPHENE 3/1 ROWENA 5/1 GULOOL JA 10/1 CAHCIUA 10/1 RHODINA 15/1 THE BRUTE BOMBER 15/1 THE REFEREE 30/1 NEYUNI 50/1 HARDIBOILED 70/1 LAHABREA 80/1 AMON 100/1 EMPEROR XANDE 110/1 LOLORITO NANARITO 120/1 TELEDJI ADELEDJI 130/1 This meme emulates the photograph taken at the Mirage showing betting odds for the Simpsons character who shot Mr. Burns in "Who Shot Mr. Burns?"
#spoiler #ffxiv see you all in 8 months when I win big and can finally pay off my debt to godbert
lawn mower blade
Still from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Season 3, Episode 44 ("Bye-Bye Fly!") showing Krang T-posing.
Still from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Season 3, Episode 44 ("Bye-Bye Fly!") showing Krang T-posing.
me: tmnt is so ridiculous i don't think anything could surprise me about it anymore
tmnt: 1989 krang t-pose
Frame from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Season 3, Episode 41 ("The Grybyx). Raphael is saying "I sure hope this isn't the start of an epidemic" while looking straight at the viewer.
me while reading the news about bird flu spreading and a new coronavirus being discovered
Meme of Principal Skinner from The Simpsons saying "Pathetic," with his head replaced by a mini-split heat pump.
when someone says they can solve their heating problems by mining crypto
i don't mean to kink shame, but if you stop bending your cables like that they won't break so much
Screenshot of Google search results showing that Google's AI stating the minimum wage in the US is $16, while their older search summary results is showing the correct answer of $7.25.
AI is clearly ready for prime time
A still from an old pixel art video showing compression artifacts. Compression artifacts everywhere.
flv compression got so crunchy you could make nachos out of it
(taken from #anamanaguchi album website dawnmetropolis.com)
There's not really any PC part shortages except on cutting edge GPUs, and most people don't really need the latest and greatest GPU, if they need one at all. A mid-range build without a separate GPU could easily be done under $1K, especially if you can reuse a case.
Something about this seems off... #monsterhunterwilds
pitch: a Summoner that has to use 2-Factor Authentication to summon their minions
I have a new strategy for dealing with phone scammers
I'm not sure how I missed this absolute banger from #themidnight but it's just what I needed this morning
