Out with the old (dishbrush), in with the new.
Old Faithful has served me well: I'll forever hold a dear memory of us tackling the great burnt-on pasta fiasco.
They become like part of the family.
Time to cross the Rainbow Bridge to the Great Sink In The Sky.
Rest In Fairy Max Power, old chum.
"Is this ok?"
"Yea, sound. Great job."
DNALGNE.
Maria Montessori! Catherine of Siena! Anna Magnani! Sophia Loren! Miuccia Prada! Carla Bruni! Donnatella Versace!
Georgia Meloni! Can you hear me Georgia Meloni?
Your girls took a hell of a beating!
Post-devolution Wales leads the way with its progressive drug harm reduction policy.
We may be standing on the edge of an economic precipice the like of which the world has never seen, but at least my recycling has been collected.
Ooh.There just hasn't been enough hours in the day, today.
News article of the week:
Pensioners house so hot that the police thought they'd got a grow on. Last time I visited my parents, their house was so hot, it changed my standpoint on the removal of Winter Fuel Allowance.
metro.co.uk/2025/03/25/p...
John Cooper Clarke just mentioned on 6 music that "Clinton's Cards isn't going out of business". In fact, it entered administration in 2012 and 2019, & as recently as 2023, the company appointed insolvency advisors, & looked to close 38 of 179 shops.
Doesn't make for such a pithy statement though.
Quick trip around Birmingham's BT Tower, from a DJI Drone.
#birmingham
#drone
#dji
I'd like to see some verified stats on how many times the word "literally" was used incorrectly during the series.
My estimate; literally 1244 times.
Minah literally said "My head's literally a cabbage".
#TheTraitors
My superpower is being able to look at any electrical device and know how much it costs to run per hour.
Wasn't expecting a Shipman reference in Traitors.
Nurse! We're going to need some lint free gauze for that SICK BURN.
#traitors
Treetop flight through the leaden and foggy skies of Birmingham, over a snowy Highbury Park.
Solid advice from the motorist's friend.
Today's thought: did "they" call Shaggy Mr Boombastic prior to his 1995 single, or was it self-coined, like Dave Lee Travis calling himself The Hairy Cornflake?
What would be essence of West Midlands? The Balti bake? Let's lobby Greggs for it.
Birmingham history fans:
Long read article about the Gail's bakery chain's soon to open premises in New Street and how it was once the hang out for Bohemian Brummies, and at least one colourful Moseley criminal.
www.birminghamdispatch.co.uk/p/before-gai...
On which subject?
What did he think you'd defamed him over?
I'm intrigued by what he was going to sue you for.
Average score 8.
Being in a pub when the local primary school teaching staff have clocked off for Christmas is to witness the scenes of the most appalling depravity.
There. I said it.
Linktree QR code!
With a finely-tuned campaign like this, the writing must surely be on the wall for the Starmer government.
@VizTopTips
Ensure visiting defecators & micturators alike are aware of your status as a published Viz Top Tipster by simply buying frames from Tiger, before going to Max Spielmann to have them printed and framed then affixing them to the walls of the smallest room in the house.
My @vizcomic.bsky.social was retweeted today.
Proud moment.
I’m watching all the I'm Alan Partridge episodes, back to back, with my friend Michael.
#alanpartridge
